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No shit, he wasn't even a year old when this was published.

Am I alone in thinking Kon should just pack Simon Valentine off to Serling Roquette? I'm sure she could use an intern.

Gallery page 1.

I see to have accidentally looped it with the Kon/Lar gallery when I just meant to associate them.

There is a story. It's called "How Superboy Got His Groove Back". It's an issue of Kon-el's first on-going series. It introduces a new costume. It has a random tachikoma toy. It has a lot of funny moments.

It murders Kon's character.

The premise of the story is that Kon feels he's lost his cool. He's losing himself in work but actually kind of apathetic about it in that he's really not feeling much joie de vivre. Considering he'd just had a really incredibly crappy few months -- almost died, got stuck at apparent age of 16 for life, replaced by evil clone and teammates didn't notice, girlfriend murdered while hugging him, regained ability to age, lost powers, was enslaved again (this time by space aliens), best friend/sister figure nearly died, got powers back... Superman suggests that Kon is focussing on the things he can control in his life (his work, his image) to avoid dealing with the stuff he can't control and his emotions, etc., but he shouldn't take how people see him so much to heart since he is not his image. Or something like that. Kon doesn't get the message, really. Instead he goes to the snobby hipster who's dissing of him triggered this particular teenage freakout and asks her to help him get his mojo back. After a lot of really intensive programming in being an aloof sarcasmo steeped in the very latest pop culture, Kon ends up with a new costume, turns down the girl's advances on the basis of her being "superficial, shallow, and not a very nice person" who doesn't actually care about the guy behind the costume. We get a panel that implies that she intended him to do that, as a final proof he has his mojo back, and then we have him cheerily bantering with some monster primates pre-fight and are supposed to accept that he's really got his groove back.

It's all kind of forced, though. He's not actually happy. The very next issue is called "Rage". It starts with Kon beating the shit out of training robot dopplegangers of the Justice League, actually impaling the Bat-bot, which gets him some understandable flack from his trainer, Guardian. He smartmouths The Wall, and then screams insults at her. He says incredibly unkind things to Serling, with whom he shares an attraction (but he previously asked her if they could not pursue it until he could get his head on straight about losing Tana), a friendship, and a working relationship. People go around making comments about how he needs to show some fucking compassion, and if it weren't a .cbr I would throw down the comic in disgust.

Yes, he's grieving. I understand that. He met Tana when he was two days old and fell for her like a sack of bricks off a bridge, and loved her from that moment on, and then couldn't save her from having her head blown off when he was holding her in his arms. I understand that he has issues! He has a right to be angry and fucked up! But Superboy -- this Superboy -- has two overriding character traits: his stubborn refusal to give up even in the face of insurmountable odds*, and his compassion. At this point he is experienced enough to know that dodging the bolt from the bad guy means looping back to save the civilians who might get hit by it. At this point he has let Batman strap him to a nuclear bomb that is going to go off with him on it in the hope of saving the world. At this point he has fucking proved he knows how to think and be sensitive and just arrrrrgh! *tears at hair*

I liked Kon. I liked his innate goodness. I liked his "boy scoutiness". But no. They had to make him an "edgy", aloof ragaholic in a darker-schemed leather costume who alienates all his friends and colleagues and fans and GEE, I WONDER WHY THE BOOK GOT CANCELLED.

*points at DC* I'm watching you. This new Superboy on-going is actually fairly promising, but the Teen Titans book seems to have a lot of frigging bullshit. Don't fuck this up, again.


* "You were fighting an enemy you couldn't touch and who repeatedly caused you excruciating pain -- but you didn't give up. That's heroism."

Title: Family History at the Dinner Table
Author's note: Borrows from the canon of Superman: Birthright, I think it was.


( When Kon returned to the table with his third helping of shipwreck dinner, he discovered Martha Kent smiling at him in a way he'd never seen her smile before. )
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Title: A Mystery To Be Solved
Characters: Kon-El, Lar Gand


( They have more in common then they knew. )

(New icon! *dances*)

Both of the Superboy fics I've posted on this journal involve Kon's time with the post-boot Legion, so I figured I'd provide a sort of guide to what the hell I'm talking about, here. XD Especially as I plan to post more! Under the cut you will find some issue summaries, and about 20 pictures. HUGE ones, for the most part, sorry. Not for the weak of net connection! All of the pictures are also available in a gallery in my Scrapbook. Most of the scans are from when Kon was stranded in the future (from The Legion #25-33) because I love Batista's art. Thus, this'll begin with storytime as I tell y'all where the relationship between Kon and Lar -- Lar Gand, aka Valor, Mon-El, and M'Onel -- began, a meeting which was unfortunately drawn by Tom Grummet, meaning everyone has the same weird face.

Also, Cosmic Boy is a bitch.

( Check it out. )

* Okay, something I find rather interesting is that Imra -- Saturn Girl, who is notorious for being a bit of a bitch and, in this version, occasionally mentally unstable -- always has Kon's back. Especially the first time he showed up. I'm guessing it's because, being a powerful telepath, she can see him for who he really is.

Kon: I'm -- I'm just a walking screw-up, you know?
Imra: Well...I have a sense about you. You may indeed be capable of "screwing up," but when you do -- you just fix it.
--Legionnaires #31