eliyes: (suit yourselves)
"I'm an apex predator, damn it, cuddle me!"

The soap

Dec. 19th, 2012 01:40 pm
eliyes: (Merry Christmas unexpected)
So, as [livejournal.com profile] taichara posted, yesterday we gave the cats a bath, and no-one came away unscathed. Fleas were drowned, humans were bled, and cats and humans alike were emotionally traumatized.

Not even inanimate objects uninvolved but within striking range were spared! Behold, the soap:



Soci's got big claws, yo.
eliyes: (Merry Christmas unexpected)
Okay, a term in this needs some explanation so that certain parties are not traumatised, to whit: "bedbugging" is when the cat hides under a blanket. When s/he does this, s/he is a "bedbug". (Not an actual bedbug -- none of those are involved!) This term probably evolved from "snug as a bug in a rug". (Hiding under a rug is "rugbugging", clearly.)

Also, Soci aka boycat doesn't meow, he goes "woo". Or "wow". (Or "wau"? Barking in German?) Or "woowoowoo". We don't know why.

[livejournal.com profile] taichara: *distracts self by listening to Soci trying to groom himself while still bedbugging*
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: XD
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: is it slurpy?
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: is he making irritated woos as the blanket gets in the way?
[livejournal.com profile] taichara: yes? X3
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: XD

Taichara,

Sep. 7th, 2012 12:46 am
eliyes: (Cloud telephonic)
I just caught your cat making out with my new Catwoman PEZ dispenser.

Even though it has lemon candy in it and he hates citrus.

whut.
eliyes: (Default)
"Soci, that's not physically possible, stop it."

followed by

"He looks ruffled and sleepy. 'I wasn't breaking the laws of physics! Sleepy cat. Sleepy, see? Nothing to see here'."
eliyes: (Artemis)
Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] issendai at WARNING: Purina pet food has started making pets ill

My coworker John told me that his cat was seriously ill--throwing up, lethargic, refusing food, dropping weight. The previously healthy 6-year-old, 15-pound cat had lost a third of her body weight over the last few months. The vet couldn't find anything wrong with her. Blood tests were clean, and she didn't have any known illnesses. Yet she was a few days from organ failure.

That was a week ago. She's fine now. The solution was... to stop feeding her Purina cat food.

When John told me that, and said that friends of his had the same problem with their cats and Purina cat food, I looked into it. Holy shit. Take a look at the consumer complaints about Purina cat and dog food. This exact same problem has been an issue with Purina pet foods since 2007, but since this summer, the rate of complaints has picked up drastically. People who previously had no problems with Purina are reporting issues. Comment after comment sounds the same:

I've been feeding my three cats Fancy Feast canned food Chopped Grill Feast for many years. They have always devoured their meal and licked the plates clean. Last week, I noticed they did not want to eat much and went from plate to plate, ate a little. Next day, none of them would eat it. I kept trying new cans. What they did eat made them vomit and one cat was lethargic for days. I refuse to buy any more of this food. It's very scary. I don't know what is wrong with the food, but I fear it has toxins in it. I switched to another brand and the cats are fine now. Did anyone else experience this?

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My dogs have been eating Purina Dog Chow (green bag) for about four years. They used to eat only Iams, but due to financial issues, we had to go with a cheaper brand. The last bag I purchased was about a week and a half ago. My 14 years old Labrador has vomited about 5-6 times and my German Shepherd has vomited about 4 times. Something is wrong with this food! The food has a kind of metallic smell to it. It just does not smell right. I'm taking it back to the pet store. I am changing my dogs' food, it's just not worth taking the chance to save a few dollars.

-----

We purchased a large bag of Purina One Salmon dry cat food to give to a needy pet owner. She emailed us a couple of days later ,to say that there were maggots, lots of them with what looked to be like strands or webs with more dead gnats or flies, pieces of web in the food and "shells" of gnats or flies in the bag. Cats would not eat much of the food and, fortunately, they did not get sick. The store had noticed this problem in other bags and was willing to swap out.

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I purchased a 34 lb bag of Purina One Smartblend dog food every three to four weeks for my two Labradors. The last bag I purchased seemed fine until I noticed a new infestation of little black bugs. Upon further inspection through the contents of the bag, I noticed clusters of white "eggs" adhered to quite a bit of the food. Some of these clusters contained larvae in the process of hatching. I immediately threw out the remaining contents of the bag but did save samples for my vet.

We went out of town last weekend and had friends dog sit for us. We originally attributed their lethargy and random vomiting to separation anxiety. Although they are doing better, I am still concerned and will be watching them closely. As stated, I saved samples of the infested dog food for our vet in the event that anything results from this issue.

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I recently switched to the Friskies Poultry Variety pack (32 cans) that says it must be used by August 2013 (12281789 09:31 lo61237) sku (050000454242). I have 5 cats and feeding them this food, I noticed some of them throwing up. There's nothing in it but liquids, no hair ball, no food, nothing. My cats range from 8 weeks to 13 years old.

I switched my own cats to Purina a couple of months ago, and their coats look so much better than they did on the old brand of cat food... but Buffy has started vomiting stomach liquids. Purina and Fancy Feast are off the menu. Permanently.

I have no idea why this isn't news. But if you're feeding your pets any Purina brand, please don't wait for media confirmation that something is going on. Stop feeding your pets Purina immediately.

eliyes: (Kon & Krypto)
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: ...
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: Superman was turned into a cat?
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: Superman was turned into a cat!
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: there must be fic @_@ *terrible whirling eyes*
[livejournal.com profile] taichara: *eeeeeeebils*
[livejournal.com profile] taichara: there must be fic with Stinky!
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: XD
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: oh God,
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: A Stinky Supie-cat SHOWDOWN
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: Superman!cat: *crouches on outside of window*
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: Stinky: *crouches on inside of window making TERRIBLE FACES through the glass*
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: Peej: *initially thinks Stinky just has an unsually dark shadow today*
[livejournal.com profile] taichara: or Lois is conveniently~ unavailable and Superkittieface gets dropped off with Peej ~~


(For those following at home, the Stinky we are referring to is Power Girl's cat in her most recent series, not the one from JLE.)

(We then went on to speculate on whether Superman and The Eradicator would still have their psychic link while Superman was a cat, which leads to many hilarious mental images of a 200,000+ years old interplanatary death machine cuddling a teeny Supercat and talking with him very seriously. Often while Kon & Krypto, Lois, or Peej look on in bemusement. X3 )
eliyes: (Atlantis)
Jokes they tell on Atlantis is an actual list of jokes, feel free to add your own. I like the fortune cookie variations. X3

eta: Oh, man, don't miss out on the jokes in the comments, either. Someone started a Ronon Dex Facts thread. "Ronon Dex puts the laughter in manslaughter."
etaa: There is a Ronon Dex Facts post.

Here in real life, where Cats Are My Anti-TV, there's a beep starling that's been sitting outside my window for hours, making lots of random noises. boycat finds this so exciting he had to make himself take a time out and hide under my bed for 10 minutes to calm down.
eliyes: (facepalm)
There I was, sitting at my computer watching a movie. My cat likes to get up on my lap when I do that, so she was there, too. She likes to sit facing west (the better to guard against ninja attacks) so my left ankle was on my right knee, and she had her head on my left knee. Eventually, of course, I had to put my leg down or else it will fall asleep.

My roommate's cat had thrown up in exactly the spot where I put my left foot when it's down.

I did not immediately discover this. It had to seep through my slipper, first.

*sigh*

omg

Mar. 11th, 2011 10:09 pm
eliyes: (Artemis)
GUESS

WHO

HAS

BOUNCY FISH?!?!?!
eliyes: (Artemis)
So I'm in bed, about 90% asleep, just aware enough to note that my cat has wedged herself between my arm adn the rest of me and is purring and kneading my bicep, and no doubt drooling with joy.

Suddenly, the wake-up alarm in my cell phone goes off right next to her head.

Before I even identify the source of the irritatingly jaunty "tune" and flail and arm towards it, the cat has sprung away and is out of the room.

(That was nearly half an hour ago; she's now being very sooky.)
eliyes: (CONTACT)
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: me to Soci just now: GET OFF THE WILSON FAMILY.
[livejournal.com profile] taichara: *sporfles*
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: Soci: *pouts*
[livejournal.com profile] eliyes: Soci: *comes back for another try at a Soci/Joey/Slade sandwich AUGH CAT WHY DID YOU MAKE ME TYPE THAT*

XD

Dec. 6th, 2010 05:14 pm
eliyes: (facepalm)
My cat is IN MY BOOKBAG.

I think she wants to come to work with me.
eliyes: (Artemis)
I came home from work chewing a piece of gum, because it helps me not to throw up. (Go figure. Also: I'm sick -- there's something going around, and it started when the flu shots did. Coincidence?)

So, I'm chewing gum, and Soci jumps up on my lap and sticks his ear in my mouth. Shockingly, this did not result in gum stuck to cat, mostly because the gum was on the opposite side of my mouth. So I playfully fake-gnaw on his ear (which he loves), and then jerk my head away and chew my gum obnoxiously loud.

He jumps off my lap, and I tell him, "I bit off part of your ear."

He gave me an incredibly astonished look, then eeled past my legs to leave -- and I reached down and pinched the ear in question.

"I put it back," I told him, and stroked his ears to show they were the same.

Cue composure grooming. XD
eliyes: (V & kitty)
I felt shitty when I came home from work today, but I was miraculously cured by a double helping of spontaneous kittie snuggles! There's nothing quite as comforting to me as purring in stereo, even if they do have unique rpm* rates.

*Rumbles Purr Per Minute
eliyes: (V & kitty)
So I open a fresh package of naan we just brought home from the grocery store and I walk down the hallway to stand outside Tai's room and talk to her while she gets ready for work. At my feet, Soci is doing his singsingsing dance a bit more fervently than usual, but I attributed that to him figuring out that Tai is a) leaving early after b) leaving the apartment to get groceries omigod abandonment issues.

That is, I did right up until he stood up on his hind legs and grabbed my naan between his forepaws.

I put down a little piece for him on the carpet (I mean, who knows? I once had a cat who loved to eat olives...) He seemed interested but puzzled about how to eat it.

Abby ate it when he walked away to stare longingly at my naan some more.

(They are currently both circling my chair and occasionally popping up to confirm that I still have some left. X3 )
eliyes: (Artemis)
I find it kind of hilarious that boycat shows increasing signs of jealousy over the attention girlcat's been getting, where "attention" means "wrapped in a thick towel and forced to swallow medicine", "wrestled repeatedly to thr ground to groom off lingering winter growth in this heat", and "held still and plied with antibiotic eyedrops".
eliyes: (Artemis)
Me (to cat): *long-suffering* Don't eat paint chips!
Taichara: *sporfles*

Me: *opens can of catfood*
can of catfood: *spits fishy stuff onto Ely-hair*
Me: D8

Me (repeated): My cup overfloweth. With cats.

Me (to boycat): THAT IS MY TOE IT IS ATTACHED TO MY FOOT STOP IT OW STOP
boycat: ._. *....claws again*
Me: DX STOOOOOOOOOOOP

Me: *wakes up suddenly, slumped against wall and with a purring cat on her lap* I fell asleep? How long was I out for? Mzuh?
cat: *does not answer*

Me: *sits on bed, computin' or readin'*
boycat: *sleeps next to. for hours.*
Me: *turns off light and goes to bed*
boycat: *has apparently snorted coke while Ely's back was turned* 8D *bounce bounce bounce* 8D *wrassle* 8D *dig at blankets* 8D
Me: nooooooo
boycat: 8D 8D 8D!!!!!
eliyes: (sleeping)
My cat (evil little monster who kept me awake) is curled up all warm and adorable (warmdorable? nonono) on the penguin fleece throw on my futon.

I WANT TO CUDDLE HER ;o;

*Yoda voice* But cuddling leads to sleeping... and sleeping leads to tardiness to work... which leads to unemployment....


T_T huuuuu~ Life is hard.


eta: All her feet are in one spot! ;o;


eta2: Of course, this state of affairs lasted only until I went to the kitchen for mah breakfast, at which point she rocketed in and practice the ancient feline art of Eating Kibble As An Expression Of Dissatisfaction With Humans until I gave her some nice, cold gooshy food.
eliyes: (facepalm)
I'm thinking of putting a pillow beneath my window.

As a crash pad for my cat.
eliyes: (Default)
You know how most cats will attack something moving under a blanket? Well, my cat does that, but also, her fur is long enough that I can move stuff under it and she will slap herself. XD

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