Eliyes

taichara: I am torn once again between Sailormoon and Shadowrun
taichara: it is a cruel, cruel world
taichara: Nathan as a fixer y/y?
eliyes: oh man
taichara: or That Asshole talismonger. or both
eliyes: I think he'd enjoy that far too much, honestly
eliyes: I said it out loud, but Nathan would absolutely be a talismonger (and sometimes fortune-teller) who fell into fixing after he put together some peeps to go fetch him talesma and discovered he's really good at it
taichara: yuuuuup
eliyes: he's probably got a SIN and a legit business license and a university education in thaumaturgy
taichara: he would, the canny bastard
taichara: Jae, meanwhile, is the original jack-of-all-trades so to speak
taichara: Zoey is probably a straight-up trid pirate/neo-a mystic adept type
eliyes: if you can make Zoey a rocker I will rain a thousand blessings upon your house, your cat, and your cow
taichara: *points* *gimme blessings*
eliyes: *rains them dowwwwwwwn*
taichara: and I have no fucking idea about Colin lol
eliyes: Colin is the menacing yet attractive bodyguard following Mamoru around at school
taichara: also a mystic adept because I said so
eliyes: Mamo is a rich corp kid who moonlights as a do-gooding runner, if you'll pardon the pun
taichara: lol
eliyes: Colin is exasperated but supportive

ely: but I am corrected by the power of Wikipedia, if still somewhat weirded out
tai: this has been another edition of Clothes Are Called Different Things In Different Places [tm] ~~

kiffie: Toro, Toro, Toro... Your whole "I can't get drunk, I burn through alcohol" excuse only works if you're on fire
eliyes: Toro: but then the alcohol doesn't make it to my mouth
eliyes: to be fair, he can sober up quickly by bursting into flames!
eliyes: on the other hand, situations where it seems like a good idea to a drunk guy to burst into flames, are, uh....
kiffie: *horrible laughter*
kiffie: Jim: *totally not laughing (seriously laughing) beenface*
eliyes: Jim: We're very sorry.
Toro: My insurance will be in touch about repairing the... everything
kiffie: 21st Century must hate you guys.

eliyes: Bruce & Namor: *fistbump of hell yeah ladies named Betty are awesome*
kiffie: If the Betties met, dear lord, the boys would be doomed
eliyes: *cackle*
eliyes: ROSS & DEAN
eliyes: Dean & Ross
kiffie: FREELANCE DETECTIVES FOR HIRE
eliyes: YES YES YES
eliyes: Misty & Colleen: Team-up? ':3
kiffie: Jim: Wait, when did this happen. And why are you taking my car keys. Betty, I need my car keys. I need them to drive my--
VROOM--!
Jim: ...( ._.)

taichara: come on
taichara: tell me you wouldn't want to write a ceratopsid with an eight-foot-long noggin
taichara: and pinty horns
taichara: staring down Magneto
taichara: while on fire

You heard me. XD

It's the 31st anniversary of Canadarm's first use in space as today's Google-art informs us, and so, this conversation happened when I pointed this out to kiffie:

kiffie: ARM! :D
eliyes: 31st anniversary, baby!
kiffie: Ever since Iron Man came out, I now can't shake that the Arm sounds like Dummy
eliyes: only in space
kiffie: XD
eliyes: manufacturing fake hydrolic-like Darth Vader hsss-psssht noises for drama
kiffie: Yesss. :3
eliyes: secretly penpals
kiffie: Not so secretly. XD
Tony: What the--
eliyes: Dummy: :D *flails expressively, making noises*
eliyes: Tony: Seriously? The Canadarm?
eliyes: Dummy: *Happy beep*
kiffie: D'aww. :3
kiffie: Email Canadarm: SUCCESS
eliyes: Dummy: *happy dances*
eliyes: Rhodey: What's up?
Tony: I think Dummy has a girlfriend. From Canada.
( more under the cut! XD )

Technically, this is RPF.

I'm sure Orpheus and Shunrei will be telling Misty about Sirius' tea and special diet requirements. he has nothing to fear but health itself. and consideration. and thawing towards one of the Big Threats, although he always sorta liked Misty in a "if I didn't hate this whole faction idea, we might be pals" kind of way

krillia: *blinks* my internet gave out, and I either missed a crucial piece of conversation or said internet dying was a sign of a universal paradigm shift.
eliyes: ooh ooh what's on your screen?
krillia: You: my earliest memory of my father is sitting with him to watch Saturday morning cartoons, me with a soup bowl of cereal, he with a mixing bowl of cereal
Me: sounds rather three bears-ish.
You: and good luck, too. add the leaf of Apollo's beloved to ward off the darts of the Plaguebringer. X3

(For the record, her blip ate the part where I started talking about putting bay leaves in soup. XD)

"Soci, that's not physically possible, stop it."

followed by

"He looks ruffled and sleepy. 'I wasn't breaking the laws of physics! Sleepy cat. Sleepy, see? Nothing to see here'."

friend: "Being a drag queen means dressing like an unholy cross between the Chiquita Banana lady and Lady Gaga --"
me: "...Now I wanna see Lady Gaga dressed like the Chiquita Banana lady..."

And in case you get mad at my friend for that comment about drag queens, here's a follow up:

friend: "There's only one drag queen I've met who wasn't a massive bitch, and you know him, and look what happened when he stopped."
me: "They were so mean he moved back to the USA."

They being the drag queens around here. Here, in a Canadian city, where gay marriage is legal.

Season 2 is pretty much my favourite. There's gonna be a lot of quotes.
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