The dude is my roommate, and the cat is combination of my cat and one of my sister's cats. They both bug him. My cat does the constant meowing bit to me, but knows not to poke me. He stands on my bed and pokes the bit of my butt that is visible from under the back support of my computer chair while I'm typing and such (quit it!), but he knows not while I'm sleeping.
My cat has been known to climb up on my chest while I'm sleeping, fold her front legs on my throat and lean on my windpipe. Which is not quite as annoying as my mother's terry-poo rolling on my face to wake me, but slightly more life-threatening.
The 2% of that that hasn't happened to me is the baseball bat and the pointing at mouth. My cats prefer to knock something over really loudly, possibly on me, and to lick their chops ostentatiously while trying to herd me towards the food dish.
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Date: 2007-11-14 11:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-14 12:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-14 05:14 pm (UTC)"Mao."
"Mao."
*WHACK*
"...Mao." :3
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Date: 2007-11-14 08:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-14 08:22 pm (UTC)