FARKLE SPARTS

So, I was complaining about a nonsensical fic to Tai in a chat, and we had this lovely exchange, beginning with my explanation of the author's "logic":

eliyes: I figure they do this:
9_9 LALALALA 9_9 LALALALA *wave hands, fart sparkles*
taichara: Virtue: *resents having his fairy dust compared to this idiot thank you*
eliyes: did I say fairy dust? I did not. I said sparkles
eliyes: useless sticky glitter that drunk people leave on your desk at work
eliyes: it comes from fantard farts *sage nod*
taichara: Virtue: *hums consideringly and agrees to this definition*

fanfic: DCU, "In the Mouths of Gift Horses"

I issued a challenge, decided to take it myself, rambled on too long for a commentfic, and now inflict this on y'all. Blue & Gold versus black-and-red. Non-slash! *gasp!*

( You know what sucked about being a retired superhero in Gotham? Batman's villains, that's what. )

Originally posted on boostle.

a realization

Obviously I need to start taking my camera with me everywhere. The other day I saw a guy who looked like Peter Grodin at 19. IT WAS UNCANNY.

And then today? My cat followed me into the washroom and stuffed a square of toilet paper in her mouth and rolled around. What can I say? She's a freak, but it was pretty cute.

Okay, I need a beta.

I've got my first Rictor fic for my random_30 prompts, but while I'm confident enough about fic suiting prompt, I'm not sure the story is well-written. ^^; Help, someone? I just need an opinion, and possibly some suggestions...

SGA: "First Contact" & "The Lost Tribe"

Love love love these episodes! I've been waiting for the Rodney & Daniel Show since, oh, the first episode of SGA. ;3 And we got some nice John-Rodney telepathy going on there, too. X3