Eliyes

Tai and I were sniffing a bag of poppyseed bagels trying to figure out if they'd gone off yet. They smelled bagely, which is always a bit sour.
"And poppyseed smell," said I.
"Poppyseeds don't have a smell," said Tai.
"They do to me," said I.
We looked at each other.

So!

[Poll #1873956]

Let's play "Name That Team-Up!" DC baddie version.

These two criminals are both part of the so-called "Rogues Gallery" of one particular member of the Justice League. While not constant partners, they have worked together occasionally and are known to be friends.

The first is a redhead who habitually wears green costumes, and whose M.O. heavily involves a form of hypnotism. Activities are usually arguably a form of activism, or theft to fund it. Strongly indicated as a homosexual.

The second is fair-haired, favours close-fitting but clownish apparel, and relies on a miscellany of weapons customized from what might otherwise be found in a joke shop or slapstick comedy's prop room. A cream pie could be a bomb -- or not.

[Poll #1417857]

Tough choice, eh?

[Poll #1009653]

lakidaa just gave me a wonderful, delicious idea! Chess - with cheese! the board could be made out of thinly sliced squares of cheese, the pieces could be carved or moulded hard cheeses, two kinds, and when you capture pieces you eat them! Each set would go for one game. Or maybe the board should be made of crackers, I'm not sure. Thoughts? Could I make these as a party thing?