HEY, ASSHOLE!

[eliyes]

WHEN I AM CROSSING THE ROAD ON THE FUCKING CROSSWALK AND THE FUCKING CROSSWALK LIGHTS ARE FLASHING -- WHICH EVEN I COULD SEE FROM HALFWAY UP THE BRIDGE, LOOKING DOWN THE LENGTH OF A PACKED FUCKING BUS -- YOU MIGHT WANNA SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, DOUCHEBAG. SCREECHING YOUR FUCKING BRAKES AND TRYING TO FISHTAIL INTO THE NEXT LANE WHEN THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY FUCKING ICE ON THE ROAD JUST SHOWS THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THAT LITTLE RED TOY SPORTS CAR WRAPPED AROUND A POLE PRETTY FUCKING SOON UNLESS YOU START TO PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION.

*hyperventilates*

Fuck a bunch of this shit! I am spending the fucking money to cab to and from the grocery store rather than risk becoming street pizza.

Comments

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Voodoo apologizes on behalf of her douchebag cousin. :(

Also -- ohgod, I'm so glad you're okay. D:

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

*hugs Voodoo* This douchebag's car wasn't a quarter as nice as Voodoo!

So am I! I will give the experience this much: it got my adrenaline going enough to get me through grocery shopping without falling asleep in the store.

[phoenix-anca.livejournal.com]

D:

*offers hugs*

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

:(

*accepts hugs*