"dirty birdy"

[eliyes]

If I put up a sign that said

Hello, my name is <--->! I'd be happy to talk to you (unless I'm eating or sleeping), but please don't tell me any naughty words. I'm a fast learner, and might start saying them myself - and while you might think that's funny, I deal with little children every day, whose parents would probably rather they not learn naughty words from me. Thank you!

on the parrot's cage, do you think more people would try to teach him to swear? (He actually already knows how - but hearing stuff again encourages him.)

I'm also tempted to put up a pronunciation guide to his name. It's not that hard. He can say it! But apparently many of our visitors can't, and often substitute one of three similar female names, or the name of a bank. *shakes head sadly at people who don't know how to pronounce the name of a world-famous quasi-historical literary figure*

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[covenhouse-cat.livejournal.com]

He's an old-school wrestler turned part-time actor.
He used to be referred to as "The Macho Man, Randy Savage", and switched back and forth from the evil side to the good side several times during his career. He's known for having a rather husky voice.

So sad that I know this. Really, I'm rather intellectual. Honest. Go ahead, ask me anything about Shakespeare, or how to ask for directions in Russian, or what the capital of any country in South America is, or what the densest element is, or, well, lots of things....

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the guys at work kinda went into his "life history" as played on TV. Then we got into a big hullaballoo with one of the admin over the respective ages of Cher and Tina Turner...

I was never really into wrestling. I mean, I thought Hulk Hogan was neat, but it never attracted me. No, I was all about Baseball and figure skating, and live hockey. Actually any live sport. Even dating a backyard wrestler for a bit didn't educate me.

*pats* It's okay, Cat. Say, where exactly is Bolivia? ;D

[covenhouse-cat.livejournal.com]

Bolivia's kind of in the middle of South America, sandwiched between Peru on the west and big ol' Brazil on the...hey, wait...you were kidding...

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

No, I was totally in earnest.Bolivia keeps coming up in conversations and since my grasp of geography is really quite terrible, I thought I'd ask! ^_^

[covenhouse-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how South America has that ummm, dent in the middle, on the western side? If you go due east from the dent, you hit Bolivia. After getting through Peru, of course.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Ahahhh. :} Danke danke, mein fruende. *mispells wildly*