I have just one thing to say:

[eliyes]

STARSCREAM, PULL UP YOUR PANTIES!


(The worst/best part is, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.)

Comments

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

CONTEXT PLZ

*needs to know if this is a de-pantied Screamer she is familiar with or not*

(And now I have to get offline. PHOOEY.)

[taichara]

Have you ever heard of a thing called Kiss Players? >3

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Penis tongues. *nods sagely*

[taichara]

And abundance of suspicious whitish fluid all over nekkid-or-nearly-nekkid human females. And highly suggestively dubious postures.

But, yes, the PENIS TONGUES.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I am not clicking that link. *resists!*

[taichara]

GIVE IN. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

IT'S LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WRECK.

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

I have been trying to find excuses not to buy it ever since it came out. Because. Well. Who doesn't want to own Rapey McPenistongue Legion?

[taichara]

I could do without; see enough of that in other places. They need to be more creative *sage nod*

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

I will just have to take your copy too, then! :D

[taichara]

By all means :D I'll use the extra space for more Japanese G1 crack --

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I don't! I don't! Me me me! *jumps up and down waving hand*

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Oh, God.

Starscream, who was dead at the time, (typical!) possessed this chick. He walked on over to visit a mad scientist type who built him a proper body and when ghostie!Starscream (~._.)~ transferred his consciousness to the new bod ~(._.~) along came 'good guys' and destroyed it. (Also typical!) ghostie!Screamer then flew back into space for a good sulk.

The thing is, when he first possessed the chicky, she was having a pee. Not having any clue about these disgusting biological things, he didn't realise he had to pull up her/his panties. (Until he tripped.)

AND THUS, THERE IS A PICTURE OF A PERSON WHO IS STARSCREAM WITH HER PANTIES DOWN.

And she's the especially Loli-bait one, two. I mean, she's legal but doesn't look it (you have to be 18 to get a license to drive in Japan,. which she has). So there's this Loli-bait chicky with her panties around her legs acting like Starscream (and falling on her face).

This is funny to me.

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

... Dude. You have been into this fandom way longer than I have.

HOW HAVE YOU NEVER ENCOUNTERED KISS PLAYERS BEFORE

D:

[taichara]

Because she gets in the fandom though me half the time, and I've been kind up to this point --

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I must've mentioned it at some point in the past. XD

OH GOD IT'S TRUE

ELI REALLY DOESN'T READ MY JOURNAL

IT'S ALL A WEB OF LIES

DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[taichara]

Oh, she knows of it.

But that's a far cry from knowing the sordid details ~~

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I DO TOO READ IT

I just skip the parts that involve porntasticalness I don't want to see. <.< (Example: as much as it amuses the hell out of me that you have Political OTPs, they mean nothing to me so I don't really retain info about them! :D;;)

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I encountered it long enough to go 'OH GOD NO' and flee, and thus the panties were a surprise.

Aha, a quote:

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

"As the mysterious saboteur of Teletraan I was about to be revealed, Teletraan 15's personality suddenly changed. She had been possessed by the ghost of Starscream! Learning of the power of kiss-playing, the rogue spirit quickly left her body and departed for Earth Defense Command Headquarters on Earth.

There, young Atari Hitotonari was using the ladies' room. This was not enough to stop Starscream, who took over the girl's body, transforming her E.D.C. uniform to black and making her pull a gun on her fellow Kiss Player officers.

But Starscream's ignorance of human custom and basic biology worked against him as the E.D.C. Kiss Players totally failed to take "Atari-scream's" demands and threats seriously. Unfortunately for the Air Commander, he had neglected to pull Atari's underwear back up when leaving the bathroom.

Yes, this really officially happened.

Dammit, Japan."

[taichara]

*continues to cackle*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

YOU! *shakes tiny fist* YOU ARE A BAD PERSON FOR SHOWING ME THIS.

[taichara]

I WAS ONLY SHOWING YOU G1 SCREAMER'S BEWBIES!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INSISTED ON SEEING EVERY OTHER PICTURE!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

But they had funny captions! D:

[taichara]

Then don't complain!

You didn't complain about the zombie!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

But I already knew about the zombie. The presence of a girl with her panties down on his page needed explanation, damn it! *stamps foot*