I have just one thing to say:

[eliyes]

STARSCREAM, PULL UP YOUR PANTIES!


(The worst/best part is, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.)

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[apathocles.livejournal.com]

CONTEXT PLZ

*needs to know if this is a de-pantied Screamer she is familiar with or not*

(And now I have to get offline. PHOOEY.)

[taichara]

*continues to cackle*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

YOU! *shakes tiny fist* YOU ARE A BAD PERSON FOR SHOWING ME THIS.

[taichara]

I WAS ONLY SHOWING YOU G1 SCREAMER'S BEWBIES!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INSISTED ON SEEING EVERY OTHER PICTURE!

[taichara]

Have you ever heard of a thing called Kiss Players? >3

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Oh, God.

Starscream, who was dead at the time, (typical!) possessed this chick. He walked on over to visit a mad scientist type who built him a proper body and when ghostie!Starscream (~._.)~ transferred his consciousness to the new bod ~(._.~) along came 'good guys' and destroyed it. (Also typical!) ghostie!Screamer then flew back into space for a good sulk.

The thing is, when he first possessed the chicky, she was having a pee. Not having any clue about these disgusting biological things, he didn't realise he had to pull up her/his panties. (Until he tripped.)

AND THUS, THERE IS A PICTURE OF A PERSON WHO IS STARSCREAM WITH HER PANTIES DOWN.

And she's the especially Loli-bait one, two. I mean, she's legal but doesn't look it (you have to be 18 to get a license to drive in Japan,. which she has). So there's this Loli-bait chicky with her panties around her legs acting like Starscream (and falling on her face).

This is funny to me.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

But they had funny captions! D:

[taichara]

Then don't complain!

You didn't complain about the zombie!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

But I already knew about the zombie. The presence of a girl with her panties down on his page needed explanation, damn it! *stamps foot*

[taichara]

Since when did you know about an obscure happenstance in the comics? ;P

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Since you've told me about it several times?

[taichara]

Pssh. That's not the same as a picture of a zombie --

And it's still your fault you saw panties ;3

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

The zombie was actually less gruesome than whatever that was that Layer killed (http://blue-bomber.jvmwriter.org/media/Art/albums/userpics/10009/Battle_Stained.jpg).

Pssh, I see panties all the time -- just NOT USUALLY ON STARSCREAM!


Wait, that sounds bad.

Aha, a quote:

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

"As the mysterious saboteur of Teletraan I was about to be revealed, Teletraan 15's personality suddenly changed. She had been possessed by the ghost of Starscream! Learning of the power of kiss-playing, the rogue spirit quickly left her body and departed for Earth Defense Command Headquarters on Earth.

There, young Atari Hitotonari was using the ladies' room. This was not enough to stop Starscream, who took over the girl's body, transforming her E.D.C. uniform to black and making her pull a gun on her fellow Kiss Player officers.

But Starscream's ignorance of human custom and basic biology worked against him as the E.D.C. Kiss Players totally failed to take "Atari-scream's" demands and threats seriously. Unfortunately for the Air Commander, he had neglected to pull Atari's underwear back up when leaving the bathroom.

Yes, this really officially happened.

Dammit, Japan."

[taichara]

Zero must be so proud :D

Of course it sounds bad! Should we put them on Skyfire instead?

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought that the first time I saw the picture. And if this were a universe where he actually, y'know, had a sex, this might not be a completely terrible plan to get him to lick her. *brick'd*

Well, I couldn't think of a better way to put it. YES. YES WE SHOULD.

[taichara]

*tosses a few bricks* Of course ;3 Zeros appreciate that sort of thing --

Pssh, you didn't try long enough. What kind? :D

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Penis tongues. *nods sagely*

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

For ultimate sexiness, did X in gore. *makes note*

Hey, I only just woke up. :< Hi-cut bikini briefs! But what colour should they be? NAd should they have someone's face on them? <.<

[taichara]

And abundance of suspicious whitish fluid all over nekkid-or-nearly-nekkid human females. And highly suggestively dubious postures.

But, yes, the PENIS TONGUES.

[taichara]

You may recall I wrote about Zero thinking of just that once need link? --

*patpats* I forgive you! But aren't you glad you didn't DREAM about all this? :DDD

well, Sky is mostly white with highlights picked out in cherry red and azure ....

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I am not clicking that link. *resists!*

[taichara]

GIVE IN. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

IT'S LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WRECK.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

\o/

I was waiting for you to use that icon. ;D

[taichara]

I still need a "Prowl is a sexy beast" icon, though ;o;