Rabbit's plinky-plinky-plink

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Some stuff that's been sitting in a notepad for for a bit:

I had an idea for making D&D magic items based on superhero stuff - only nothing like, say, a Green Lantern ring or a shrinking belt or anything. Something that didn't originally have powers.

Examples:

Black Canary: Fishnet Stockings of Leadership
Hawkman: Helm of Cranky Bastardness +5
Green Arrow: Vest of Righteous Liberal Snark +15

Add some!

Also, I open a challenge to speculate on magical properties of an "Anytime Spoon". What is it? Is it actually a spoon? Is it something else? What is it for? What does it do?

And now some memes:

I escaped from Outpost Apathocles!

I killed Out There the red-shirted ensign, Spikerchick the cleaning droid, Methought the cleaning droid, Jjblazer the nutrivend drinks machine, Errantimpulses the cyborg and Ambassador Escritoireazul.

I salvaged a PSYCHOSPIKE-AU-20 plasma rifle, the Log of the USS Innle, a KIXXA-20 plasma rifle, a lisanaterellithium crystal, a Kernezeldaian artefact, the Log of the USS Veritykindle, a Groatyian artefact, a LOMER forcefield generator, a Stars-Fic model hazmat suit, a LAKIDA forcefield generator, a COUNTE forcefield generator, a Stravian deathblade and 95 galacticredits.

Score: 530

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You Are 60% Gentleman

Generally you act like a gentleman, but sometimes you're careless with your manners. Most people know that you're trying your best - and that's usually good enough.

Are You A Gentleman?