Hey, fanfic land

[eliyes]

Excuse me, I would like an NCIS/H50 crossover where Tony is related to Rachel on his mother's side. I would like an NCIS fic where the reason Ducky's mother is convinced he's a gigolo is that she's mistaking him for his father. I would like "undercover as a couple" stories about friends who think the whole thing is hilarious and don't end up hooking up. I would like a couple who are in law enforcement of some kind getting mistaken for undercover by the bad guys they weren't expecting to be there. I would like a metric fuckton of McKay/Weir fic, please, and triple that in stories about their friendship. I would like Ezra-centric stories that take into account that he never once canonically called Josiah "Mr. Sanchez". I would like in-character TOS Jim Kirk instead of fanon, pop culture Jim Kirk. I would like clever, interesting casefic with emotional investment, and slice-of-life friendship/family fic, and comedy that isn't based on lying, and plots that don't necessarily revolve around violence, and relationships with equality instead of power imbalance, and banter, and imagination, and hope.