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[eliyes]

I am a bad person for writing fic for a series I haven't finished yet. By which I mean that I've seen not an episode, and have yet to finish reading the transcripts. A very bad person.

title: Too Much Information?
fandom: The Sentinel
characters: Simon, Jim, Blair
word count: 100 exactly. BOOYAH! \o/
rating: G


Captain Simon Banks of the Cascade Police Department, Major Crimes Division, opened his office door. Waiting for him on the other side were Jim Ellison, one of his best detectives, and Ellison's partner Blair Sandburg, special consultant to the CPD.

“ – don't see how my hair care products take up any more space than your chest waxing kit,” Blair was saying.

There was a beat of silence, and then Jim and Blair both turned to look at Simon, pretending they hadn't been having a personal conversation in his office. He closed the door and chose to join them in that act.

Comments

[starwatcher]

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“ – don't see how my hair care products take up any more space than your chest waxing kit,”

::sporfle!:: I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

He closed the door and chose to join them in that act.

Hee! Poor Simon; he puts up with so much.

Very nice first effort. I salute you.
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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I figure Blair probably goes through more shampoo and conditioner, not to mention possibly detangler and defrizzer, and likely some fairly out-there methods of dealing with his hair (rub avocado into it! >:D try washing it in beer!) that Jim would bitch. And then I thought "no hold on, I can't believe he'd be that hairless naturally..."

Almost tempts me to write something involving Jim's first defoliation, with speculation on how much is actually smooth. Maybe he does it so that he doesn't get distracted by the feel of his hair touching his skin? I could steal a story from real life! XD I know a guy who, at a party, let four large guys he'd never met before shave his more private places. Why? Because he is a friendly, often naked drunk. And he's never looked back, because he hates the prickliness.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I forgot to say! Thank you for reading this, and the feedback. i'm glad it tickled your funny bone.