I need to find where I put this book

[eliyes]

Starbase security: *arresting Chekov*
Kirk: Handcuffs? Is that really necessary? The man has one arm in a cast!
nervous guard: Sir, we heard he killed an Orion in unarmed combat.
Sulu: Yes, but his arm was already broken then.
Uhura: That's really not helpful, Sulu.
Chekov: *weary sigh*

Comments

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Sulu is such a helper. X3

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I was tempted to paraphrase Uhura as "Please stop helping" instead. X3 He, yeah, he really just freaked the guards out further. And they were already freaked out the first time they arrested him.

Maybe if they hadn't been making jokes at his expense they wouldn't have been alarmed when his ID came back as starship security, but, well, they kinda freaked.