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[eliyes]

My coconut was soft and fermented. 8,(

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Is that bad?

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Since it means it was inedible, yes, that's bad.

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

But all coconuts are inedible, on account of how disgusting they are!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Fuck you in a totally not fun way, fresh coconut is delicious. :P

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

It's on bitch! That stuff is nasty!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

If you've been eating it when it's fermented, no wonder you think it's nasty!

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Never had it fermented, couldn't possibly taste any worse.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Why you gotta harsh my coconut love?

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Because I'm on a diet and if I can't enjoy food anymore nobody else is allowed to either!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's what my mom used to say about chocolate! And now that I don't live with her, I eat it every day.

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

My mom had a horrible weakness to chocolate and junkfood so we rarely had any when I was a kid. Imagine my delight when I got a job after moving out and realized I could have whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I wasted my first 6 months trying to be vegetarian on a budget of absolutely nothing. :/

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Although, if only the meat was inedible, that means the milk was BOOZE. :D

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Ugh, the milk was poisonously boozy, it's true. XP