DCU genfic: Housework

[eliyes]

Title: Housework
Author's notes: Yes, Guy really did that. You can supply the JLAer seeing this yourself.


He resists the urge to rub his eyes. It wouldn't do any good, anyway; nothing can explain what he's seeing.

Superman is outside. Floating, in space.

This in itself is not totally unusual.

It's the fact that he's washing the windows out there, lips pursed and cheeks moving in a way that suggests that he is whistling, out there in the soundless vacuum of space...

He shakes his head and turns, only to discover Batman standing right behind him.

He absolutely does not squeak.

"Guy Gardner left an impression of his buttocks on the glass," Batman says without prompting, giving the barest nod towards the window, where Superman his now giving his handiwork a critical look-over. "It was bothering him."

Comments

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Teeheehee. Batman is just standing there, savoring the memory until it's washed away. XD

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

"Bye Bye Bats" indeed.

[neotoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who the observe is, but it is so in character for Superman to wash windows and generally be neat and tidy and want clean windows. :D

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

More people should say Bye that way.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I had the premise for someone washing the windows first, and before I even finished mentally formulating the question "but who?" I was like "D'uh! Superman!" XD

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

You literally can! (http://perpet-fic.livejournal.com/286182.html)

Thanks, it was fun to write, too. :3

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I think I could do without it. I'd have flashbacks to the Plutarckian greeting ritual from the original BMFM...

XD

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

*COUGH SPUTTER DIES*

*twitch*

Re: XD

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have to know -- what part really gets you? :D