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One of the many things which bugs me about how Uncanny X-Men #415 ended has nothing at all to do with the thing with Northstar and everything do do with some basic common sense.

What if it had gone differently?


Hank McCoy made a quiet entrance into the infirmary, conscious of the late (or perhaps very early) hour. He paused just inside the door, frowning. The bed closest to him was empty, when it should have held Jean-Paul Beaubier. The French-Canadian mutant was still recovering from injuries sustained in his recent heroic, unsuccessful attempt to get a child, whose mutant ability to generate explosive blasts was out of control, to safe containment and medical help. Jean-Paul (a.k.a. Northstar) had not been cleared for release by Hank, and yet his bed was not only empty but neatly made and lacking in monitoring equipment or personal effects. Clearly the man had checked himself out while the nurse was still up and about.

He shook his head. He would have thought Annie had more sense, especially after the night's events. He would have to have a chat with her, and with Jean-Paul.

Hank walked past the empty bed and it's neighbour, where Alex Summers (a.k.a. Havok) lingered in his troubling catatonic state. Hank was still trying to unlock the mystery of Alex's condition, but at the moment his purpose for visiting was the patient in the third bed. Mere hours before, a jealous mutant mudman had attempted to kill Hank's dear friend, Bobby Drake. Thanks to the timely intervention of Northstar, Bobby had been saved, though not without sustaining injury. Hank feared that the worst damage from the night's escapade would be to his friend's psyche, considering the events leading to the altercation --

-- But here was a fresh mystery, and Hank paused midstep in befuddlement when he realized that he could see Bobby's costume on the parts of him peeking out from under the sheets. He should have been in scrubs or a hospital gown, as was standard procedure, not -- Hank stripped off the covers in one quick motion -- not in costume, certainly not! And yet the only details lacking were Bobby's shoes and glasses; he even had on his jacket and gloves!

"Completely unacceptable," Hank murmured ominously. Considering the oddly blissful smile on Bobby's face, it seemed likely that the enhanced pheromones Josette had used to ensnare him (before her husband tried to kill him) still lingered in the clothes.

"Great, just great! The whole place is probably contaminated now," Hank muttered as he diverted away from Bobby for just long enough to locate and don one of the air filtration masks that still worked with his face's new physiognomy. He grabbed two more masks, putting one on Alex and the other on Bobby before he set to work stripping away the costume.

When had Bobby started wearing a faux-leather shirt under his faux-leather coat? The last time Hank had checked, he'd been sporting a patterned purple button-up. Implicit was the mockery of the new, so-called "street clothes" of costume that Bobby thought was so impractical. While the frequency of Bobby wearing jeans in public had increased from "almost never" to "seldom" sometime in his mid-twenties, that was the limit. He only wore the leather-look pants because he'd been made to, and would certainly never have been seen in them otherwise. The new shirt didn't make sense.

Hank was careful not to wake him as he removed the gloves and coat. The latter required a certain amount of lifting and rolling. He briefly entertained the hypothesis that Annie hadn't changed Bobby because she'd been unable. Of course, he'd seen her change Alex with practiced efficiency, and he was taller than Bobby, though he was losing weight -- but the costume was more challenging than a paper gown or loose hospital scrubs.

Still, she might have removed the gloves...

Hank unzipped Bobby's shirt, and froze. Not literally -- though he could feel the chill of ice on his fingers where they brushed Bobby's chest. He could see the ice -- the ice that should not be there, since Bobby was asleep. The Iceman had long been possessed of the ability to turn only partially to ice -- but usually it was his hand or hands, when he was using his powers. That was entirely different from this. This was a portion of Bobby's chest, dark and translucent, through which Hank glimpsed organs. It went as high as the bottom of Bobby's throat -- and this explained the switch to high-necked shirts. It spread unevenly: one nipple was ice, one flesh. Hank could see intestines before the ice halted it's downward progression.

This was not good.

And Annie had known about it, he would wager on it.

Yes, they would definitely need to have that talk, and soon, but first he had much more pressing matters to see to.


Cross-posted to [livejournal.com profile] frozen_breaths.

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Date: 2008-10-31 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neotoma.livejournal.com
This is set in that bizarre period where Grant Morrison was writing one of the X-books, isn't it? I am really sketchy on that period, because well -- Grant Morrison bends reality and logic, I swear.

I like that Hank actually *notices* something, and that Annie the Nurse has actually been hiding stuff.

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Date: 2008-10-31 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Possibly? Chuck Austin wrote this one.

I like it too! Annie was hiding stuff in canon, but Hank didn't notice a nyumber of glaringly obvious things with his genius intellect and long exposure to the habits of one Robertus Drakus. So I fixed it.

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Date: 2008-10-31 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Annie was hiding stuff in canon, but Hank didn't notice a nyumber of glaringly obvious things with his genius intellect and long exposure to the habits of one Robertus Drakus. So I fixed it.

Hee!

I wonder if Hank ever spys on Bobby while pretending to be doing a documentary on the Robertus drakus, mapping out eating habits, daily routines, social behaviours and mating patterns?

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Date: 2008-10-31 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
I wonder if Hank ever spys on Bobby while pretending to be doing a documentary on the Robertus drakus, mapping out eating habits, daily routines, social behaviours and mating patterns?

I believe he does.

I've seen Bobby do it to him, anyway.

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Date: 2008-10-31 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Heh, those two are so cute! XD


I bet Hank even made a video version of his, complete with footage of the subject, maps, graphs (both bar and circle) and wardrobe commentary!

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Date: 2008-10-31 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
I dare you to write a story where someone finds this video! Ray, or JP, or anyone!

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Date: 2008-10-31 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Now that I've said it it is inevitable! Unless I forget of course. Although, if you write one I will definitelly write one too. *hint hint*


I did have a small plot bunny while taking a shower but it was much different (basically little Ray finds out Logan once killed JP and is very upset about it) and may or may not grow into an actual fic.

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Date: 2008-10-31 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
*lol* Mmmmmaybe. We'll see. As you can see by all the posting I've been doing lately, I've been pretty busy writing lately.

OMG little tteny Ray kicking Logan's shin or something. XD So! Cute!

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Date: 2008-10-31 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
I know you'd do the idea justice! I just really like seeing multiple takes on an idea, like when I got HH to also do a Bobby Writes On JP With Marker fic!


Heh, Logan is on Ray's dislike list for life after this discovery is made (not that he was fond of the man before that, he was scary and smelled). Of course in his young mind Logan is now considered a threat to his daddy who will take him from him at the first opportunity so ray clings to JP for all he's worth to prevent it. Of course if it looked like Logan was getting too close Ray may be forced to take action and protect his beloved father with some shin kicking!

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Date: 2008-10-31 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Hee! XD

Ray takes to wearing his most hard-soled footgear ALL THE TIME and Bobby and JP have no idea what started this phase.

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Date: 2008-10-31 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Ray remains ever vigilent and ready to kick ass (or shins)!

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Date: 2008-10-31 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Depending on how old/tall he is when this goes down, ass might well be his target. Logan's only 5'2".

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Date: 2008-10-31 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Ray's between the ages of 4 and 6 and is a teeny little boy. Of course now I have the image of Logan getting taken down froma nut shot from a toddler. XD

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Date: 2008-10-31 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Your average 2-3 year old male is half his adult height. Between the ages 4-12, kids gain approximately 2.5" a year. So, taking Bobby's height (5'8") as the baseline, since he's shorter than Jean-Paul, that's 2'10" or so at 3, and then probably 3'3" at 5...

I'd say a nut shot is definitely possible. Especially seeing as how when I was in kindergarten I basically beat up two boys who were in sixth grade using just that method. >3 (For the record, they were bullies and they were picking on my classmates.)

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Date: 2008-10-31 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Logan has finally discovered his weakness, pissed off adorable kids!

drama

Date: 2008-11-01 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Logan has finally discovered his weakness, pissed off adorable kids!

c.f. "Kitty Pryde", "Jubilation Lee".

ALTHOUGH, now I'm thinking "What if Ray met Logan's daughter?"

Hell -- what if Ray met Robert Tanaka? :O Or worse yet, what if Jean-Paul did? When Ray was still really little? Big hairy fit time, I'm thinking! :O

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Ray ends to judge people and their kids seperately, aside from Ethan but he pretty much dislikes Ethans whole family (aside from Scott and Scott's wife and kids).


Now, if Ray and JP ran into Opal? Well, it'd be similar to what would happen if Ray ever found himself alone with David's mother.

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Well, Logan's daughter is...

Okay, actually, that's complicated. Logan's daughter is the child of the leader of a ninja clan, who is being raised by Storms girlfriend (who hates the kid's mom!), and said ninja clan are the sworn enemy's of Opal's gradfather's yakuza clan....

Obviously someday there is going to be a tragic love story involving Robert Tanaka and Wolverine-spawn. ._.

Eh? Which David?

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
And then they'll all be killed off in a big world shaking event where nothing will ever be the same!


David Storm, Ray's best friend.

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Oh, probably. Or else Rob's power will destroy them both.

Ah, I see. (I know way too many Daves, in real life and in fiction. There's a song about it...)

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Rob doesn't have any power. No more mutants!


I'm pretty much always refering to my David. ^_^

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
I'm kinda hoping he lost his powers actually, because then they probably couldn't be causing his body to die. But anyway powers is coming back, yo.


D'awww. *ruffles your hair*

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
In my verse powers pretty much remain gone, aside from those specific people Wanda decided to repower before the X-Men found out and told her to stop messing with reality.

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
So she's alive in your 'verse?

Bobby: *misses the days when he could visit Wanda and her househusband in New Jersey and be fed delicious feasts*

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Alive and sane. I mentioned her during Accidents, the guys were considering going to her if they couldn't find a place of power to feed the spell that was allowing Ray to grow inside Bobby.


Bobby has completely forgiven Wanda in my verse, he knows how crazy he;d go if someone took away Ray.

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
I remember that now you mentioned it.

This is a good point. So, delicious feastables have resumed? :D

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
I haven't mentioned her in a loooong time so it's easy to forget about her.


Sadly, Wanda's continued existance and especially the full return of her powers are a pretty big secret since a lot of people are still REALLY pissed at her so there's not much contact with her unless it's required or they can get in and out without detection. Wanda's only left the mountain once and that was to save Billy and Teddy's daughter from dieing after teddy's body rejjected her. That's how the kid got named Wanda actually.

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Awwww. *hugs everything*

I liked Wanda when she wasn't all crazy. And also when she was a man (http://pics.livejournal.com/eliyes/pic/0001paht/g69).

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
I made her sane again, and she feels absolutely horrible about all the damage and pain she caused. She's tried to help and make people happy but on a smaller, one at a time scale. She was absolutely thrilled when Wiccan and Speed found her even though they're not entirely hers, just parts of their souls.

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
That's exactly the right reaction. Poor Wanda. *pets her, sadly*

Re: drama

Date: 2008-11-01 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
So far she's deaged Cable back to the age he should be and purged any trace of the tenchorganic virus, given Psylocke her original body back, repowered several mutants (Jubilee, Quicksilver, Rictor, Chamber, Dani, and several others), healed as many as she could find that were harmed by her actions or just came to her attention as needing help and removed the mutant block on future generations.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-11-09 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hybridhelen.livejournal.com
some basic common sense? In the MU? Oh, Eliyes, your so funny.

Seriously though, that bugged me too - yay for fixing it!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-11-09 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Your/you're/yore ;3

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Date: 2008-11-09 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
I know, I know, I'm asking for a lot... But it was so easy to fix. It's very frustrating when this sort of thing shows up.

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Date: 2008-12-18 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erin-starlight.livejournal.com
I like the idea of Hank knowing. Well maybe not like since he should actually be talking to Bobby but this makes sense for canon. I've always wondered if Scott, Hank and Warren know about Bobby being an Omega mutant for example but Hank has to know. Good job with writing Hanks' POV.

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Date: 2008-12-18 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
I think Hank should have known for a number of reasons, not least being that with his newly-enhanced olfactory senses, Bobby's smell should have been changing, and also because he had been shown to micromanage his friends' check ups at times...

Good job with writing Hanks' POV.

Thank you! I really do adore him, but I find someone so intelligent daunting to write, so I don't do is POV very often.

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