Most of what I know about Cthulu, I learned from Neil Gaiman.

[eliyes]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I sacrificed fallenangelamy to Cthulhu (500 points). In March, I fed crazedbluejay to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very good (900 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
eliyes

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