SCIENCE!

[eliyes]

In roughly 34 hours from the time I've begun typing this post, something will happen. There is a 1 in 5000 chance that this will result in the destruction of 80% of the galaxy or thereabouts, including, of course, our planet.

That's right, they're going to use the Large Hadron Collider, aka the LHC. It's a physicists dream come true: they're going to "smash protons moving at 99.999999% of the speed of light into each other and so recreate conditions a fraction of a second after the big bang."

So. In the unlikely (but more likely than the planet being struck by an extinction-event-level meteor, apparently) event that we are all destroyed, I just wanted to say that it's been fun. :3

Check out the countdown!

eta: *massive pout* They postponed it.

Comments

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

*g* Not quite. But I have this innate ability to charm people into believing what I have to say. I should have been a lawyer or gone into politics.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

See, I have difficulty getting people to believe me when I'm telling the truth, or to not take me seriously when I'm joking.

Also, I seem to have a special power over 50-something female academics -- it seems I can hypnotize them with my voice. :D

Please use your powers for good.

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

Too late ;) I think part of it is that I look young and sweet that it hides my true nature.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Too late to use them for good? Not so! It's never too late to See the Light(tm). *has been watching a lot of shounen anime lately*

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

But that's not fun *pouts* I only realized my power five months ago. After I have my fun I'll be good, I promise ;)

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

*wags finger* I'll hold you to that! ;3

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

Once I get my career (and NOT have to ship off to the military!) I will, I promise. Actually getting it might use all my charm up anyway, lol