Twelve Days of Christmas memes

[eliyes]

The "clean" version":

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for eliyes:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	teriyakibroth		A tiara
2nd	mclachlan		Sea Monkeys
3rd	cats_n_crying		The key to the city of Atlantis
4th	fallenangelamy		A life sized poster of Rod Stewart
5th	scribe_protra		A Sigmund Freud action figure
6th	banal_o_rama		A tub of uncooked pancake batter
7th	banal_o_rama		A tiara
8th	kiffie		Batman’s super belt
9th	scribe_protra		A sex-ed textbook from 1952
10th	kiffie		A jock strap
11th	fallenangelamy		Their rendition of Baby got Back on karaoke
12th	taichara		Fifty six pounds of beef (what kind of gift is that, anyway?)
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The "dirty" version:

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for eliyes:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	teriyakibroth		syphillis
2nd	spaztik_freak		a strap-on
3rd	ursulav		a keg of lube
4th	paradoxvanyel		a dildo
5th	gearworld		a butt-plug
6th	mclachlan		a big, sloppy kiss
7th	cats_n_crying		A reverse strip tease
8th	crazedbluejay		A world-reknowned sexual teacher
9th	poisonivory		The Marquis de Sade's sex drive
10th	covenhouse_cat		A key to the playboy mansion
11th	poisonivory		A prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number
12th	ursulav		pubic dandruff shampoo
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Comments

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

[laughing. laughing a lot]

you got syphillis!


curse you eliyes! You got Batman's super belt! Or should that be bat belt?

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

*smug* I got a utility belt. Obviously, kiffie must love me. Then again, apparently she also gave me a jockstrap, so perhaps these are really advance hints on what I should be for X-mas... o.O

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

[bobbles]

...You would make a really hot Batmanwoman. [falls down cackling]

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I could be Batmangirl! Or possibly Batgirlman. I've got red hair. *brightens* I could go as a drag queen going as classic Batgirl!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

...And of course, by X-Mas I meant Hallowe'en

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

aaaaaw, I was hopeing you really meant XXX-mas.

...actually I'm possative you dressing as Batgirl-dressed-as-Batman would make many many many people happy.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Well, it's got to be someone's kink. But yeah. Except you remember when the Batman movie that had Batgirl in it came out, and how Wizard magazine snarked without end over how "chubby" the actress was? Assholes. I cannot even begin to imagine... *is not thin*

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

[blinking] wait WHAT?

I, buzh?

THAT WAS *CHUBBY*?


...[glowergrumblesnarl]

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

It was not. That's my point; she just wasn't rail thin with enhanced cleavage.

I, on the other hand, am chubby. Or maybe fat, but I prefer chubby. Mockage would ensure.

I suppose I could go as a fat Batman wannabe "fanboy" pretending Batman is disguised as Batgirl. Or something.

*mildly depressed*

*eats chocolate*

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

[perks up] chocolate? [puppy face]

or you could go as Batman hit by a genderbender curse!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Chocolate. Xuahuatl. Theobroma cacao. You know, just your basic food of the gods. *checks what she brought to work.* The Decadent (tm) chocolate chip cookies. Festive Mocha Squares (tm). Fudge.

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

hmmmmmmmmm.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

AND also - I know a girl who knows a guy with syphilis! nyeargh