I'm a nice girl... really.

[eliyes]

I'm trying to work out what a Dutch Oven could signify that would be bad...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I put money in kermitdef's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I gave lakidaa a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I gave miss_shannon a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Overall, I've been nice (659 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, eliyes

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[apathocles.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to work out what a Dutch Oven could signify that would be bad...

*is not giggling at you... really....*

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

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To me a Dutch Oven is what you cook a Jig's Dinner in.

I suppose "Easy-Bake Oven" has some sort of lewd meaning I'm missing, as well?