Yes/No meme

[eliyes]

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Got this from starwatcher307's journal. The evilness is in not being able to elaborate unless asked, or to say maybe! But I'm breaking the rules on one question because I honestly don't know.

Edited: somehow mixed up my answer for the third question. it's fixed now! :D



The Rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks


Have you ever:

Taken a picture naked? No

Made out with a member of the same sex? No

Danced in front of your mirror? Yes

Told a lie? Yes

Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes

Been in a fist fight? ...No

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes

Been arrested? No

Left your house without telling your parents? Yes

Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes

Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes

Seen someone die? No

Kissed a picture? Yes

Slept in until 3? Yes

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes

Played dress up? Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

Felt an earthquake? No

Touched a snake? Yes

Ran a red light? No

Had detention? Yes

Been in a car accident? Yes

Pole danced? ...Yes

Been lost? Yes!

Sang karaoke? Yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes

Kissed in the rain? No

Sang in the shower? Yes

Got your tongue stuck to a pole? Yes

Ever gone to school partially naked? Yes

Sat on a roof top? Yes

Played chicken? No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes

Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes

Broken a bone? PASS

Mooned/flashed someone? Yes

Forgotten someone's name? Yes

Slept naked? Yes

Blacked out from drinking? No

Played a prank on someone? No

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Made a parent cry? Yes

Cried over someone? Yes

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No

Had/Have a dog? Yes

Been in a band? Yes

Drank 25 sodas in a day....aka POP? No

Shot a gun? Yes

Comments

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Okay, now some of those have to be elaborated upon. Especially the 'gone to school partially naked' one. ;)

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

You've never worn shorts or short sleeves to school? *innocent*

What else do you want elaborated? :D

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

See, I wondered if that's what you meant, and then I thought 'no, there's got to be an interesting story behind it, damnit!'. :p

By those standards, anything less than full body coverage would qualify. Bah.

Elaborate upon tongue-stuck-to-pole, please!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Elaborate upon tongue-stuck-to-pole, please!

The year was 1987, and I was in kindergarten. I was standing at the bus stop (which was across the street from my house) in my snowsuit and mittens and other, generally powder pink or purple, wintergear, on the first really cold snowy day of my first Official School Year. Exciting stuff. We lived in Calgary, so this was the cold snap and snow before the shinook came and warmed us up again. Anyway, I was standing around with the usual crew, which included two of the girls from the house cattycorner to ours, Linette and Amanda.

I'm pretty sure I was in love with Amanda, in my little-kid away. She had amazing freckles and ideas slightly less evil than Linette's (who was older, and blonde) and we went dumpster diving and also she was my first kiss. :3 I would do pretty much anything she asked me to, including swim in mud puddles, eat sand, etc.

So, when Amanda dared me to lick the rail, I did. And my tongue stuck. Big panicky freak-out. Eventualyl one of the older kids managed to ascertain from either Amanda or Linette that my house was right across the street, and they ran over, and my mom came over and poured a jug of water over my tongue until it was free, and then hugged me and laughed at me and sent me off to school once she was sure my sweater hadn't gotten wet.

I had a tongue-sticking problem all through elementary school. Never again did I lick frozen metal, but in my 4th elementary school, the freezer was too cold and frequently I'd end up standing on a stool with the Mr. Steeves holding my face udner a tap trying to unstick my tongue from a Fudgesicle.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

And by "shinook", I of course mean Chinook. My fingers went phonetic, sorry.

[apathocles.livejournal.com]

Aww, that's adorable.

It's possible that I used to enjoy eating sand.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I have always preferred paper and pine needles, myself.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Help me out.

How does partially naked work? I mean, that's like 'a little dead' or 'partially pregnant'.

o_O.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Some aprt of your body is unclothed! I don't usually mask my face so I won't count that, but I've worn tanks and shorts and whatnot.

I once left for work without pants, but I figured it out before I elft the apartment building.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think "Taken a picture naked?" is a little vague. Do they mean "posed naked for a picture" (hopefully excluding baby pictures, because that's not posing, that's evil parents), or "been naked while taking pictures with your camera"?

[elusivebard.livejournal.com]

I must admit the partially naked question was the one that caught my attention too. Is that like commando or something?
And I really don't believe you've never danced in front of a mirror... I mean come on I do that on a weekly basis! It's perfectly normal. You should try it some time.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I was being a stickler for the strict letter of the law question. Although truthfully, I've gone commando. Not often, though, especially before college - considering my usual garb for most of grade 5-grade 11 involved rather tight jeans, that would have been just wedgifying.

Oops! *edits* I have danced in front of a mirror! Usually while singing. As a child I had long conversations with my reflection, or rather delivered performances/lectures.