Eliyes

Namor and surface clothing, period, regardless of gender, is worth a billion laughs. Not because of the clothing, itself, but because Namor + clothing is like a cat + clothing; so much seething, indignant hatred would be coming off of that man. And, depending on the occasion, he'd have to wear it for long periods, which is just like... I dunno... exponential Grumpy Cat levels, increasing unto Infinity.

Also, have this: Jim shaving!

I'm not sure if this is horrifying, or just really, really funny. That being said, we know Jim looks nice with a beard, so--

As for amusing future readers, I still say nothing can top, well...