Dear telemarketers/charity callers:

[eliyes]

If your question of, "How are you today?" is replied to with, "I was asleep," the next thing out of your mouth should not be, "Do you have a few minutes?" -- "When would be a good time to call back?" would be much preferable. So don't get snotty with me if you go with the first one anyway and I say, "No."

Just some friendly advice,
Ely