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Me (to cat): *long-suffering* Don't eat paint chips!
Taichara: *sporfles*

Me: *opens can of catfood*
can of catfood: *spits fishy stuff onto Ely-hair*
Me: D8

Me (repeated): My cup overfloweth. With cats.

Me (to boycat): THAT IS MY TOE IT IS ATTACHED TO MY FOOT STOP IT OW STOP
boycat: ._. *....claws again*
Me: DX STOOOOOOOOOOOP

Me: *wakes up suddenly, slumped against wall and with a purring cat on her lap* I fell asleep? How long was I out for? Mzuh?
cat: *does not answer*

Me: *sits on bed, computin' or readin'*
boycat: *sleeps next to. for hours.*
Me: *turns off light and goes to bed*
boycat: *has apparently snorted coke while Ely's back was turned* 8D *bounce bounce bounce* 8D *wrassle* 8D *dig at blankets* 8D
Me: nooooooo
boycat: 8D 8D 8D!!!!!

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Date: 2010-01-15 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anibunny.livejournal.com
Oh that last one. Always a classic. . .



My current "Don't eat" phrase to my cat is, "Stop eating random crap!" I'm currently trying to figure out where she is finding red yarn to eat and have me clean up later. I don't know what I own that even has red yarn!

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Date: 2010-01-15 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

Longcat is an awesome cat. X3

And... I've had the cans get me in the face, before. I've had it in my HAIR, before, when I was feeding Cat. Eugh. Cat, however, was pleased, because it meant I smelled like AWESOME.

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Date: 2010-01-15 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Your cat is secretly assaulting Raggedy-Ann.

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Date: 2010-01-15 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
He's smart, and energetic, that's the problem.

Yeah well, I jumped in the shower as soon as the monsters were eating. BLECH FISH HAIR. D8

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Date: 2010-01-16 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com
(._.)

*pounces on ely!hair*

(.o.)

(._.)

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Date: 2010-01-16 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
D|

WRRRRRRRY

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Date: 2010-01-16 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiffie.livejournal.com
Because you are delishus, mah ely. |3

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Date: 2010-01-16 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
[puppet voice] Darn. [/puppet voice]
Edited Date: 2010-01-16 11:09 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-01-16 01:15 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-01-16 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naiveprophet.livejournal.com
hahahahahahaha, awesome vid

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Date: 2010-01-16 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naiveprophet.livejournal.com
hahaha, oh dear. I am sorry for your troubles but you have a fantastically humorous way of writing about it!

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Date: 2010-01-16 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
I pretty much said exactly that to someone on Monday, so this is basically my karma.

(And thank you. ;3c )
Edited Date: 2010-01-16 10:06 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-01-16 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Go ahead. Laugh at my pain.

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Date: 2010-01-16 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemonkey.livejournal.com
Teeheeheehee.

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Date: 2010-01-17 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
X3 *patpats*

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