yaaaaaaay!

[eliyes]

O! Frabjous day!

I found my condom shirt! :D

I washed my condom shirt --

I AM WEARING MY CONDOM SHIRT RIGHT NOW. *hugs self* 8D

eta: warning! comments are NSFW, which frequently happens when I talk to timemonkey XD

Comments

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Yay!


So, is it a shirt made of condoms?

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I was hoping someone would ask that! :D In fact, it is made of a polycotton blend. It says:

PROPERTY OF

SEX ED. DEPT.


:D

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

You know me, I always go there.



Wow, that's big!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

You're dependable like that.

Hee. XD

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

That's me! I go there, I say that, I sink to the level, every single time!



I LIKE big things. XD

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I shall call you Black Tom Timemonkey.

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Because I hang out with the Juggernaut?

this conversation is nsfw

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

If you think hanging out is all these did those many years during which they were partners and Juggy broke into government institutions to save Tom and they adopted a child together, you are sorely mistaken. What I'm saying is that Black Tom is a size queen. I could also make an off-colour joke involving his shillelagh and Juggernaut's bottom.

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

And I could make a dirty joke about how he turned into a tree so that he'd always have wood. But that would be in poor taste.

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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

XD

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

You know what would have been an interestign apiring once Juggernaut had switched to the X-Men and Black Tom was a tree? Juggy/JP. Try NOT to think about the possibilities. XD

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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

They did have that plane ride together where Juggy hit on JP and JP called him on it and teased the hell out of him.

Cain Marko: rough trade.

It'd sell.

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

You just know JP wouldn;t be able to resist seeing what Cain brings to the party. XD

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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

JP: *karaoke* I like 'em BIG - and stupid!

In a very weird way it might work. I mean, Walter wasn't a small boy even when he was human-form. And JP said he likes men with hair on their chests, which Juggy probably has.

Although I gotta say, that really was the clumsiest way to inquire if someone was a bottom I have ever seen. Although I suppose, having been in a long long relationship, Juggy's return to the dating scene is gonna be pretty rocky...

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'll be thrilled to learn that JP is very, very bendy!


I know my verse's Bobby was. XD

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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Well, he was a circus acrobat. Which has a lot of meaning for comic book fans.

Your verse's Bobby was what? Hairy? A bottom?

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Very thrilled JP was hella bendy. XD

Bobby's not really hairy although he does enjoy bottoming. Of course both of them do so they switch a lot.

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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

D'oh! Why didn't my brain follow that?

Someday I will finish that story where Rogue is pegging Bobby. Someday.
( ._.)9

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Because it wants Bobby to be a hairy bottom? XD

Pegging?

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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Not so much with the hairy, no. Unless he's a very dedicated waxer. I mean he spent several years of his career wandering around in briefs and there was no hairs.

How can you not know what pegging is? :O
Oh, wait.
Okay, pegging is when a girl uses a strap-on or double dildo to shtup a guy.

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[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Okay, pegging is when a girl uses a strap-on or double dildo to shtup a guy

Oh, that! Ray's done that! Or will, depending on which part of the timeline your brain considers NOW.


I've also had a strange desire to see fic written where a woman does that to JP. Usually Emma.

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

...wat. XD

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

PROPERTY OF

SEX ED. DEPT.

;D I got it at a safe sex rally.

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! XD

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I have always been impressed that my dad never ever said a thing about it, no matter how often I wear it around him. X3