jokes rec and cat anecdote

Jokes they tell on Atlantis is an actual list of jokes, feel free to add your own. I like the fortune cookie variations. X3

eta: Oh, man, don't miss out on the jokes in the comments, either. Someone started a Ronon Dex Facts thread. "Ronon Dex puts the laughter in manslaughter."
etaa: There is a Ronon Dex Facts post.

Here in real life, where Cats Are My Anti-TV, there's a beep starling that's been sitting outside my window for hours, making lots of random noises. boycat finds this so exciting he had to make himself take a time out and hide under my bed for 10 minutes to calm down.