Je suis vraiment fatigué, you have no idea.

Thirteen hour shift.

THIRTEEN.

HOURS.

This is not what I signed up for, sir! *falls over*

eta: As of December 30, 2010, I have not had a week go by since I made this post without having a 13 hour shift.

Andorian joke

DS9 episde The Nagus

Quark: And so the Andorian says, "Your brother? I thought it was your wife."
Morn: [leans back]
Quark: Get it? "Wife"?
[both laugh]
Quark: Had to think about that one, didn't you?