double meme

Looks like there's going to be some fighting over my elderly relatives, among other things....

April Fool
alba_aulbath	sells your elderly relatives on Ebay.
apathocles	buys you a Russian Bride.
cats_n_crying	paints your car orange.
covenhouse_cat	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
crazedbluejay	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
doctorv	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
edward_hyde	smiles. All the time.
elusivebard	eggs your cat.
fallenangelamy	shaves your head.
kiffie	glues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling.
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April Fool
ladymoondancer	glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling.
lakidaa	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
paradoxvanyel	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
poisonivory	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
scribe_protra	TPs your kidneys.
serenity_ca4	smiles. All the time.
spaztik_freak	sells your cat on Ebay.
taichara	eggs your dog.
tattoo_pixie	buys you a Russian Bride.
teriyakibroth	paints your Russian Bride orange.
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