BEA ARTHUR <3

[eliyes]

		I will marry Bea Arthur.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in an Orbital Colony at the L5 point in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 3 kid(s) together. (They can fertilize eggs with other eggs now, after all.)
		Our family will zoom around in a indigo electric space-Porsche.
		I will spend my days as a Carpenter, and live happily ever after.

8D

Comments

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

OK but Deadpool is going to be upset ;)

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* He's used to loving her from afar. ;3

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

Very very true. Besides, after the C&D issue with the suntan lotion, we all know where Wade's heart truly lies.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

The problem with a guy with a healing factor is that you can divide his heart into pieces and allot them to different poeple and he will grow SEVERAL HEARTS. So he has a whole heart each for Bea Arthur, the Olsen Twins, Theresa Rourke/Cassidy, and Nathan Christopher Charles Dayspring-Summers-Askanison.

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

I never thought of it that way. That would explain a lot.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

It would! Because while he's pumping blood like a crazy man with all those hearts, they're squeezing out the space in his chest cavity so his lungs aren't drawing in enough oxygen to feed his brain. This explains some of his loopiness (though not all). Really, it's the healing factor keeping him going at all. *nods sagely*

[justlikemagic.livejournal.com]

That sounds more logical then anything comic book writers come up with. I like that theory.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I like it when I can appear logical apply logic to something that needs it.