HOH OHO

[eliyes]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday tattoo_pixie and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I gave kiffie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I put gum in banal_o_rama's hair (-12 points). In September I pushed edward_hyde in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been nice (242 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, eliyes

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[kiffie.livejournal.com]

I--

Wait.

What? XD

...*rubs ear sadly*

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Awww.

*sits in your lap and does obscene things to your ear with lips and teeth and tongue*

Better?

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

. . .

*frowns and holds up a giant sign that reads "Do not sex up the kiffie -- it is a surefire way to get on her bad side."*

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Understood. Realistically, if a strange person (and they do come stranger than me, suprisingly) came up and did that to me, I'd deck them.

...and I lost more Santa points! Double darn!