my real japanese name?

[eliyes]

My japanese name is 長谷川 Hasegawa (long valley river) 千秋 Chiaki (very fine in autumn).
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eliyes's LJ stalker is kiffie!

kiffie is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also slowly poisoning you!

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[kiffie.livejournal.com]

That's completely absurd!

...*puts away ear poison*

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

*guileless* what's that you got there?

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Wait, *ear poison*? How were you planning to administer that, exactly? Wet Willie of Death?

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

You know, I really have no clue. Assumingly, pouring it down one's ear while they sleep, though I've heard that it just ends up making a rather pissy ghost.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, I recall that myself...

Also, your icon is creepy. *hides* But I have zombie issues.

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Dun worry -- Zombie!Ted only eats Hostess Fruit Pies. Expired ones, but pies none-the-less.

...okay, sometimes brains. But just Booster's! It's not like he's using them presently.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Awww, don't be mean to Booster....

Two scenarios now:

Take 1: Zombie Ted and Dumb Blond Booster

Ted: *shuffles over to Booster and starts chewing on his head*
Booster: *faint giggle* Quit it.
Ted: Om nom nom. *chews his way through some hair*
Booster: Seriously, I'm trying to watch TV. *pushes him away* Maybe later.

Take 2: Zombie Ted and Actually Smart Booster (in a redux of my vampire JLA story)

Ted: *shuffles into the TV room* Braaiiiins....
Booster: *not there*
Ted: *shuffles into the kitchen* Braaiiiins...?
Booster: *also not there*
Ted: *shuffles on down to his lab*
Booster: *JUMPS OUT AT HIM WITH A ZOMBIE CATCHING NET*
Ted: *Whud!*
Booster: I knew this would happen. I thought it would happen last Saturday, but never mind. You! Bad zombie! *wags finger at Ted*
Ted: *snaps at finger. misses*
Booster: I've already called Doctor Fate and he's coming over to de-zombify you. And I am so taking pictures for blackmail.
Ted: *grumpily* Braiiiins...