Joshua <3 Nerdy Boys

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*helplessly pictures Joshua trying to seduce Billy -- the real reason he hates Graham revealed!*

Joshua: *pouts, then hits on the terrible songfic idea of confessing his love lust via karaoke!*

Joshua: *drunkenly slinky at the microphone*
He goes 40 on the freeway
He plans his day 'round eBay
He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay
Steve Jobs is his swami
He folds like origami
I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy

Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
I want to live his junior high fantasies
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

Billy: *obliviously sits at the bar with his drink, sighing to himself over awesome mobile suit blue prints and the memory of looking down Sumeragi's shirt that time when she wasn't looking back in in college*

Joshua: *frowns at Billy, and also stares and gestures at him rather obviously*
He thinks DNA is pretty
CGI makes him giddy
He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City
He smells like Hai Karate
Says Mulder wasn't dotty
I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body

Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
I want to live his junior high fantasies
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

Joshua: *has traveled from the official karaoke "stage" area to come up behind Billy, who is still not paying attention*
His high water pants *runs a finger across Billy's shoulder...*
The way he can't dance *...and down his arm*
If he wants romance
I say beam me up!

*sits down next to him, leans on bar, leering hopefully*
You're suave and attaching,
Your socks are always matching
If you want me, better hope myopia is catching

Billy: *blinks at him, then looks to the other side at the person sitting one stool over -- that must be who Joshua is singing to --*

Joshua: *grabs Billy's shirt to make him pay attention, trying to radiate sexiness*
'Cause I don't want an athlete
I tingle for a mathlete
He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs

Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
I want to live his junior high fantasies
Just one giant brain I'm his collectible toy
I am a sucker for a nerdy boy
For a nerdy boy
I want a nerdy boy
*climbs into Billy's lap*
A dirty nerdy boy

Joshua: *perilously close to kissing Billy* Why don't you take off those tighty-whities?

Billy: O.O

Billy: *waves for security -- he's being attacked by a drunk flyboy!*



I recommend the song, guys, it's cute. ;3