"Well played."

About a year ago in Chemistry we had to fill out a questionaire. The first question was to check male or female. This one kid then asks “what if you don’t know what you are?” My teacher replied,”go to the bathroom and check.” My reply? “How do you know which bathroom you have to use?” The rest of the class just stared at me until the teacher finally said, “Well played” - MLIA

convo from today

friend: "Being a drag queen means dressing like an unholy cross between the Chiquita Banana lady and Lady Gaga --"
me: "...Now I wanna see Lady Gaga dressed like the Chiquita Banana lady..."

And in case you get mad at my friend for that comment about drag queens, here's a follow up:

friend: "There's only one drag queen I've met who wasn't a massive bitch, and you know him, and look what happened when he stopped."
me: "They were so mean he moved back to the USA."

They being the drag queens around here. Here, in a Canadian city, where gay marriage is legal.