eliyes | Toro versus drunkenness

kiffie: Toro, Toro, Toro... Your whole "I can't get drunk, I burn through alcohol" excuse only works if you're on fire

eliyes: Toro: but then the alcohol doesn't make it to my mouth

eliyes: to be fair, he can sober up quickly by bursting into flames!

eliyes: on the other hand, situations where it seems like a good idea to a drunk guy to burst into flames, are, uh....

kiffie: *horrible laughter*

kiffie: Jim: *totally not laughing (seriously laughing) beenface*

eliyes: Jim: We're very sorry.
Toro: My insurance will be in touch about repairing the... everything

kiffie: 21st Century must hate you guys.

Unless he's also on fire on the inside (I have no idea), I don't think deciding FLAMES NAO YESH would actually get the booze out of him?

They... kinda are. It's their blood that's flammable, so...

(Really, if you think too hard on it, it's really, really gross. XD )

Mmm, toasty ~~! X3