Toro versus drunkenness

[eliyes]

kiffie: Toro, Toro, Toro... Your whole "I can't get drunk, I burn through alcohol" excuse only works if you're on fire
eliyes: Toro: but then the alcohol doesn't make it to my mouth
eliyes: to be fair, he can sober up quickly by bursting into flames!
eliyes: on the other hand, situations where it seems like a good idea to a drunk guy to burst into flames, are, uh....
kiffie: *horrible laughter*
kiffie: Jim: *totally not laughing (seriously laughing) beenface*
eliyes: Jim: We're very sorry.
Toro: My insurance will be in touch about repairing the... everything
kiffie: 21st Century must hate you guys.