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Things you might have heard had you been listening in while we watched four episodes of Gundam Wing today (in no particular order, and paraphrased where I don't recall exact wording):
* WHERE'S CANADA?! No, go back to that map --
Holy SHIT, Canada's gone -- and where the hell is Greenland?
India's not looking too healthy either, and Mexico needs to lose weight.
* I'm still laughing that the two pilots the yaoi-fans most obsessed over are now going to San Francisco together.
* Ack! Trowa is wiggling his ass!
Trowa has an ass?
It's really disturbing!
I'm not going back to look at that.
Good!
* Oh, Duo. So trusting.
He'll learn.
* Budgie budgie.
* Kill her, Heero!
* I feel bad for her dad. He didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, you can't really blame him for her, even. He's not her biological father. Although I suppose that's nature vs. nurture.
No, you blame her mother there. She's insane.
* We're only halfway through the episode?
* I think Heero is just confused.
I'd be confused, too, by her illogical actions. She's bugfuck crazy!
* Man, airport security is sure lax in the future.
Yeah. She had a bomb in her pocket! And she took it out and talked to it.
* Is Trieze's hot tub in the Parthenon?
Oh my God. It is!
*AAAAAH! IT'S ANSHI! D:
You scared the cat.
* Wow. The inside of Trieze's plane is pink.
Even the chairs are pink.
* ...I think I missed something.
"The colonies float in a sea of stars. But I don't understand -- why don't they twinkle?" "No, they twinkle more because Relena's there now." Blah blah blah.
I could tell them why they don't twinkle.
So could I.
Isn't this supposed to be some kind of really good private academy? Why are all the students so ignorant?
* Relena, you moron! You knew he was a terrorist! You were just talking to him about this!
* We're only halfway through?! Augh!
* Y'know, Noin would have made more sense if they'd kept her as a guy.
* Did -- did Wufei just steal that whole carrier?
Looks like.
And no-one noticed?! [laughter]
* Just salute his underwear and get it over with, guys.
* Okay, that's disturbing. Heero, why do your pants have a divot in the crotch?
* So, is Heero shorter than Relena, or does she's just look taller because of her shoes?
Given he's wearing dress shoes, too, she's just taller. Teeny war bibble, remember?
Teeny war bibble... of war!
* See? Relena's mom has issues
* Man, Quatre's, like, the sane one.
That won't last.
Yeah. They'll suddenly realise, and then, 'Can't have that!'
It's like Mercedes Lackey suddenly realising she hasn't had anyone raped yet and the book's almost over! 'Shit! Uhh -- Uhhh -- you! There.'
Yeah, and if that doesn't work, then it's, 'Death! Need to kill someone--'
'Need to kill, um, a bunch of -- you! All of you over there! And done.'
[Izzard] "I will kill everyone!"
Well, that's what Trieze is about to do, isn't it?
It is!
[Izzard] "I can't get the fucking trees -- damn! I will kill everyone in the world!" [/Izzard] Do you think Trieze paints?
Wouldn't surprise me.
* Budgie budgie.
Budgie budgie.
* I can't believe we're only halfway through this! This wasn't an hour-long show, right?
Nope. And we haven't even stopped that many times this episode.
* She's making coffee!
* More coffee!
Somewhere Alex is like 'gimme'.
* (Quatre says Trowa isn't a talkative guy.)
You got that right.
Until Heero And Trowa's Amazing Cross-Europe Adventures, anyway.
I love that part. I hope we get to it soon.
I hope it's as awesome as I remember.
* Catherine scares me. Her eyes are so shiny and soulless.
* THIS IS MY BADASS THEME MUSIC!
* Yeah, you're real trustworthy, there, Hodge. (Referring to an unnamed character who looks like Cameron Hodge from X-Factor.)
* "Thank god, the drug kicked in!"
Pffft, passed out right on the corpse.
[snore]
* "We weren't feeling him up, honest!"
Thank you, Dr. Crawford.
[snicker] This is more fun when you can name the random characters who look like people from other shows.
* Hey, look, it's Miguel! (referring to a reporter who looks like the Escaflowne character)
No, it's just a guy with Noin's hairstyle.
No, he's got his honker.
That is pretty diagnostic...
* Zechs' secret past can't be that big of a secret since everybody seems to know about it.
* That was really stupid of Noin.
Well, that's what Wufei is saying. She ordered them not to fire on Wufei because he's a kid, and he's attributing that to her femininity. Or something.
* (Wufei says he doesn't kill bleeding hearts)
That explains how Quatre survived the series.
* [imitating Une] "Ruff ruff ruff!"
* This will never not be batshit.
Damned hyenas!
It would make more sense if he was using NewType powers.
* There's a lot of random screaming in this episode.
* I don't blame him. I mean, who would expect a terrorist to be hiding at a posh boarding school?
That's why he hid there.
* Zechs! It's your stalker!
* "I love you, Zechs!"
* Poor budgie.
* I kinda hate Noin's Japanese voice.
* I'm... really hating Noin's voice.
* Wow, that subtitle was ripped directly from the English dub scripts. I wonder what he actually said?
* I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH.
* Okay, so Wufei is in Africa --
-- because he was originally gonna be --
-- I really wish they'd kept him black. This would be so much more interesting.
Yeah, because this base is in Africa!
'Let's send the Chinese kid!'
Would have been cooler.
Oh well.
* I'm still amazed how Quatre's the sanest one.
* I have an Aerosmith song stuck in my head.
Which one?
Pink.
* Okay, can we stop here?
Do we remember what episode this was?
....No.
...Sure.
...doodle-it doo doodle-it-doo-noo-doo, doodle-it-doodle-it-doodle-it doooo doo-noo...
* WHERE'S CANADA?! No, go back to that map --
Holy SHIT, Canada's gone -- and where the hell is Greenland?
India's not looking too healthy either, and Mexico needs to lose weight.
* I'm still laughing that the two pilots the yaoi-fans most obsessed over are now going to San Francisco together.
* Ack! Trowa is wiggling his ass!
Trowa has an ass?
It's really disturbing!
I'm not going back to look at that.
Good!
* Oh, Duo. So trusting.
He'll learn.
* Budgie budgie.
* Kill her, Heero!
* I feel bad for her dad. He didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, you can't really blame him for her, even. He's not her biological father. Although I suppose that's nature vs. nurture.
No, you blame her mother there. She's insane.
* We're only halfway through the episode?
* I think Heero is just confused.
I'd be confused, too, by her illogical actions. She's bugfuck crazy!
* Man, airport security is sure lax in the future.
Yeah. She had a bomb in her pocket! And she took it out and talked to it.
* Is Trieze's hot tub in the Parthenon?
Oh my God. It is!
*AAAAAH! IT'S ANSHI! D:
You scared the cat.
* Wow. The inside of Trieze's plane is pink.
Even the chairs are pink.
* ...I think I missed something.
"The colonies float in a sea of stars. But I don't understand -- why don't they twinkle?" "No, they twinkle more because Relena's there now." Blah blah blah.
I could tell them why they don't twinkle.
So could I.
Isn't this supposed to be some kind of really good private academy? Why are all the students so ignorant?
* Relena, you moron! You knew he was a terrorist! You were just talking to him about this!
* We're only halfway through?! Augh!
* Y'know, Noin would have made more sense if they'd kept her as a guy.
* Did -- did Wufei just steal that whole carrier?
Looks like.
And no-one noticed?! [laughter]
* Just salute his underwear and get it over with, guys.
* Okay, that's disturbing. Heero, why do your pants have a divot in the crotch?
* So, is Heero shorter than Relena, or does she's just look taller because of her shoes?
Given he's wearing dress shoes, too, she's just taller. Teeny war bibble, remember?
Teeny war bibble... of war!
* See? Relena's mom has issues
* Man, Quatre's, like, the sane one.
That won't last.
Yeah. They'll suddenly realise, and then, 'Can't have that!'
It's like Mercedes Lackey suddenly realising she hasn't had anyone raped yet and the book's almost over! 'Shit! Uhh -- Uhhh -- you! There.'
Yeah, and if that doesn't work, then it's, 'Death! Need to kill someone--'
'Need to kill, um, a bunch of -- you! All of you over there! And done.'
[Izzard] "I will kill everyone!"
Well, that's what Trieze is about to do, isn't it?
It is!
[Izzard] "I can't get the fucking trees -- damn! I will kill everyone in the world!" [/Izzard] Do you think Trieze paints?
Wouldn't surprise me.
* Budgie budgie.
Budgie budgie.
* I can't believe we're only halfway through this! This wasn't an hour-long show, right?
Nope. And we haven't even stopped that many times this episode.
* She's making coffee!
* More coffee!
Somewhere Alex is like 'gimme'.
* (Quatre says Trowa isn't a talkative guy.)
You got that right.
Until Heero And Trowa's Amazing Cross-Europe Adventures, anyway.
I love that part. I hope we get to it soon.
I hope it's as awesome as I remember.
* Catherine scares me. Her eyes are so shiny and soulless.
* THIS IS MY BADASS THEME MUSIC!
* Yeah, you're real trustworthy, there, Hodge. (Referring to an unnamed character who looks like Cameron Hodge from X-Factor.)
* "Thank god, the drug kicked in!"
Pffft, passed out right on the corpse.
[snore]
* "We weren't feeling him up, honest!"
Thank you, Dr. Crawford.
[snicker] This is more fun when you can name the random characters who look like people from other shows.
* Hey, look, it's Miguel! (referring to a reporter who looks like the Escaflowne character)
No, it's just a guy with Noin's hairstyle.
No, he's got his honker.
That is pretty diagnostic...
* Zechs' secret past can't be that big of a secret since everybody seems to know about it.
* That was really stupid of Noin.
Well, that's what Wufei is saying. She ordered them not to fire on Wufei because he's a kid, and he's attributing that to her femininity. Or something.
* (Wufei says he doesn't kill bleeding hearts)
That explains how Quatre survived the series.
* [imitating Une] "Ruff ruff ruff!"
* This will never not be batshit.
Damned hyenas!
It would make more sense if he was using NewType powers.
* There's a lot of random screaming in this episode.
* I don't blame him. I mean, who would expect a terrorist to be hiding at a posh boarding school?
That's why he hid there.
* Zechs! It's your stalker!
* "I love you, Zechs!"
* Poor budgie.
* I kinda hate Noin's Japanese voice.
* I'm... really hating Noin's voice.
* Wow, that subtitle was ripped directly from the English dub scripts. I wonder what he actually said?
* I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH.
* Okay, so Wufei is in Africa --
-- because he was originally gonna be --
-- I really wish they'd kept him black. This would be so much more interesting.
Yeah, because this base is in Africa!
'Let's send the Chinese kid!'
Would have been cooler.
Oh well.
* I'm still amazed how Quatre's the sanest one.
* I have an Aerosmith song stuck in my head.
Which one?
Pink.
* Okay, can we stop here?
Do we remember what episode this was?
....No.
...Sure.
...doodle-it doo doodle-it-doo-noo-doo, doodle-it-doodle-it-doodle-it doooo doo-noo...