Things this week

[eliyes]

Me (to cat): *long-suffering* Don't eat paint chips!
Taichara: *sporfles*

Me: *opens can of catfood*
can of catfood: *spits fishy stuff onto Ely-hair*
Me: D8

Me (repeated): My cup overfloweth. With cats.

Me (to boycat): THAT IS MY TOE IT IS ATTACHED TO MY FOOT STOP IT OW STOP
boycat: ._. *....claws again*
Me: DX STOOOOOOOOOOOP

Me: *wakes up suddenly, slumped against wall and with a purring cat on her lap* I fell asleep? How long was I out for? Mzuh?
cat: *does not answer*

Me: *sits on bed, computin' or readin'*
boycat: *sleeps next to. for hours.*
Me: *turns off light and goes to bed*
boycat: *has apparently snorted coke while Ely's back was turned* 8D *bounce bounce bounce* 8D *wrassle* 8D *dig at blankets* 8D
Me: nooooooo
boycat: 8D 8D 8D!!!!!

Comments

[anibunny.livejournal.com]

Oh that last one. Always a classic. . .



My current "Don't eat" phrase to my cat is, "Stop eating random crap!" I'm currently trying to figure out where she is finding red yarn to eat and have me clean up later. I don't know what I own that even has red yarn!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Your cat is secretly assaulting Raggedy-Ann.

[naiveprophet.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha, awesome vid

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Longcat is an awesome cat. X3

And... I've had the cans get me in the face, before. I've had it in my HAIR, before, when I was feeding Cat. Eugh. Cat, however, was pleased, because it meant I smelled like AWESOME.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

He's smart, and energetic, that's the problem.

Yeah well, I jumped in the shower as soon as the monsters were eating. BLECH FISH HAIR. D8

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

(._.)

*pounces on ely!hair*

(.o.)

(._.)

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

D|

WRRRRRRRY

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

Because you are delishus, mah ely. |3

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

[puppet voice] Darn. [/puppet voice]

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. Laugh at my pain.

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Teeheeheehee.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

X3 *patpats*

[naiveprophet.livejournal.com]

hahaha, oh dear. I am sorry for your troubles but you have a fantastically humorous way of writing about it!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

I pretty much said exactly that to someone on Monday, so this is basically my karma.

(And thank you. ;3c )