I was going to suggest that you could interpret 'hooker' as 'that guy in rugby who tries to get the ball with his feet in a scrum', instead of you know, boywhore, but then I *actually* read the rules of the comm, so.

Maybe it could be a bad dream? As in: [insert selling sex for cash story here], [Character wakes up and cries wtf?!] Or, pretending to be a hooker for Justice! Or kink within a relationship?

Ooh, the power of a thousand green suns? That is powerful. Almost powerful enough to stop me from admitting that I kinda sorta like hookerfic, when it's well written / canonically plausible / exceedingly cracky. Almost.