kittenshorts meme

[eliyes]

Character ask meme from taichara and/or kalloway -- I haven't done one of these is aaaaaages....


Give me a character (or more than one, lol) and I'll tell you:

• what they'd do if they had a kitten in their shorts
• what they'd do if sent on a multi-week camping trip
• their most fabulous moment in canon
• what they'd sing at karaoke (and how they'd do)
• what they think about in the shower
• what they'd do if someone appeared claiming to be their kid from the future
• what they'd do if someone appeared claiming to be their kid from the past
• what kind of hobbies they have
• if their hair color is natural and how I know
• if this character is dead, and if so, if they can get better

Comments

♥♥♥BART♥♥♥

[eliyes]

Holy crap, BART.

• what they'd do if they had a kitten in their shorts

Everyone is very disturbed that Bart has one hand down his shorts and appears to be cooing babytalk into them.

• what they'd do if sent on a multi-week camping trip

Probably very little actual camping, unless someone sat him down beforehand about a) that time Wally gave himself the bends constantly running off to hero when he and Hartley were meant to be mountain climbing as a bonding experience, and b) the long standing Titans campfire cookout tradition. Although you could suitably engage him if there's a cowboy theme involved.

• their most fabulous moment in canon

I'm going with when he first showed up, because seeing him bust into the 20th century on the cover of Flash was the reason I started buying a DC ongoing title for the first time (as opposed to backbin hunting of Titans).

• what they'd sing at karaoke (and how they'd do)

Let's just acknowledge how this would either take a lot of explaining and persuasion to make happen, or else none at all. He'd probably choose a song he knows at random. As for how he'd do, well, if it's anything like the time he taught himself to play guitar after. he took the stage at a rock concert, really weird and terrible at first, rapidly transitioning to actually pretty good. (Okay, maybe not so terrible, he knows how to use his voice for speaking which is ahead of where he was with the guitar!)

• what they think about in the shower

OMG the shower must be SO FRUSTRATING to Bart, though. The water droplets take so long to fall! The soap lathers funny if you're not careful! I mean, we see him in the shower now and then but despite the potential splashing I feel baths are the way to go for Bart. Other than that I honestly won't speculate what he thinks aobut because is mind moves so fast and his life is so strange he'd cover so much ground... except video games are probably a frequent topic.

• what they'd do if someone appeared claiming to be their kid from the future

Shrug and offer them a sandwich.

• what they'd do if someone appeared claiming to be their kid from the past

Ask them if they know how he or their other parent got sent to the past in order for that to happen. (Look, time travel is just super common in his family and life.)

• what kind of hobbies they have

Well, video games, obviously. He is actually really keen on cowboy stuff. Also Elvis. He's a massive clotheshorse, so clothing. Tasting food from around the world(s), sometimes against his will (see: the sushi fight). Playing the guitar. Reading a huge variety of topics once he realises that's a thing. Just hanging out with people he likes. He was on a baseball team (Wally despairs -- Linda and Hartley corrupted him somehow, he knows it).

• if their hair color is natural and how I know

They changed him from chestnut brown to reddish at one point and while that was probably a colorist ... issue, honestly, he mighta dyed it. He did shave his ehad and get a wig made to look like his regular hairdo at one point (to reduce drag, except his hair grew back too fast to really make it worthwhile. Oh, Bart. ♥) His dad (and his dad's twin sis) and his cousin were/are redheads, so he might do that. Pretty sure the brown that looks just like his mom's is the natural one, he had it the longest adn also during his childhood flashbacks. *shrug*

• if this character is dead, and if so, if they can get better

I don't know what they might be doing with him now, if anything, but he has recovered from death before.

Re: ♥♥♥BART♥♥♥

[kalloway]

\o/

Everyone is very disturbed that Bart has one hand down his shorts and appears to be cooing babytalk into them.

And yet, I almost feel like it wouldn't be quite as weird as it could be...

Re: ♥♥♥BART♥♥♥

[eliyes]

It's true! Bart is weird and wonderful, like Bennie and the Jets.