Well, that's... disappointing. I had been eying the book at the comic book store for a bit, but hadn't flipped through it at all. Now I know to ignore it like burning. Humph.

Who wrote it, so I know who to avoid?

(Maybe our Cap and Ultimate Cap switched places? Because, as we all know, Ultimate Cap is a grade-A Asshat. I think he may have a degree in Rectal Haberdashery, even.)

Here. I shall include a picture of a nice motorcycle to cheer you up.

(http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/ffnet_kiff/?action=view&current=captain_america_bike.png)

There may be some sort of Steve attached to said motorcycle.