Nonono, the greatest catfight ever is girl!JP vs. Monet.. Someday I will write it. It may be but a dim reflection of that awesome sight.


He's a true humanitarian. Not everyone with those lips would be so generous, but the miracle of the chapstick caused so many praises in God's name that the Church had to reconsider their stance on oral sex, and now the pouty-lipped are recognized as truly gifted by the Lord.

It's possible I'm writing a fic about his lips. *genteel cough*